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AQuackDebater

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In Topic: real debaters only

14 November 2017 - 07:29 PM

You are correct. That is the basis of the strategy I plan to break at the NDT. Although as an Innovator and an Entrepreneur, I feel the need to adapt the argument to withstand the attacks of the college circuit's top "debaters". 

 

While you plebs have permission to use this argument an a form of impact calculus, I am going to transform it into an unstoppable role of the ballot. Because this thread is restricted to Real Debater's, I feel comfortable giving you all a "Sneak Peak". However, if any of you runs anything similar to this, not only will you lose your status as a Real Debater, but I will terminate your school's debate program. The following strategy is mine, and mine only.

 

Interpretation: Vote for the team that best performs healthcare in this round.

 

Prefer it-- healthcare is the topic

 

 

I will then proceed to answer Kansas KR's arguments, and in doing so I will spread so hard that I will give myself a Coughing Fit and pass out right in front of the judges. My partner will then declare that the reason I passed out is because Kansas's debate practices are medically harmful and they are performing the opposite of healthcare. (They read too many arguments for me to answer in a healthy manner, forcing me to destroy my lungs by Spreading)

 

My partner will then cause a ruckus and act like I'm dead. Ruckus will ensue for about 1 minutes, or least long enough to get everyone Spooked. Then my partner will have an Epiphany and miraculously "remember" that he has an Epipen in his backpack. He will then act as if he is injecting me back to life (although in truth the Epipen shall not make contact with my Skin-- I hate needles.) I will be Revived and everyone will cheer. If that scene isn't enough to compel Kansas KR to forfeit, I will get up and extend the role of the ballot, whereby the Judges will have no choice but to vote for us because not only has Kansas done the opposite of healthcare, but we have performed true healthcare in this round

please god yes

 

Hey shut up Patrick I’m basically you just minus all the K crap you run

Hey Holden how many winning 1ARs have you given on cap against me again

In Topic: real debaters only

14 November 2017 - 04:01 PM

-If you are an LDer whose name is not Patrick Fox

Screw Vinay and Holden! I'm the only real debater in LD!

 

So Ben for you is it like "their advocacy makes me dizzy - thats bad because health o/w since it's the topic"?

 

Instant L for Kansas KR right there

In Topic: Worst argument in debate

13 November 2017 - 12:12 PM

as to answer the thread question, RVIs are pretty garbage imo. Like I'll read them because in LD you have to but I hate them so much.

In Topic: Worst argument in debate

13 November 2017 - 12:10 PM

the spectre of that round haunts cross x

....Mearsheimer..is a dick.. and...an idiot...oOoOooOOoOoOOoo

Now that is a haunted meme

 

Side note - My Heidegger aff begins with "Fitter Happier" so I can't really roast that Radiohead round lmao.

In Topic: Texas Teams?

07 November 2017 - 12:09 PM

Why are there suddenly so many more circuit debaters here jesus i leave this site for like a month...