the following post is for Real Debaters only. If you're a Fake Debater or a Scrub you can just go ahead and click away
For clarity's sake, I will now enumerate the qualifying factors of a Fake Debater
-If you are a PFer
-If you are an LDer whose name is not Patrick Fox
-If you are a Parli "debater"
-if you have ever gone for conditionality bad
-if you have read any of the following authors: Baudrillard
-if you have never impact turned extinction
-if you have never argued with your judge after the RFD
-if you have never included the phrase "you can't solve [x] if you're dead" in your impact calculus
-if you have ever read the states counterplan, and I MEAN IT. The only exception to this rule is if you repented of your sins by conceding 50 state fiat bad and forfeiting the round. This is an acceptable sacrifice
Now that we have that out of the way, and have successfully weeded out the Fake Debaters, let's get to business
I have discovered the most unbeatable argument in debate. I saved this for the Real debaters because we cannot have the unwashed masses corrupting this argument. This is, I dare say, better than the Fiat Double Bind. I know that sounds like blasphemy, because Fiat Double Bind has long been honored by Real Debaters as the Greatest Argument in debate, but times "change", and we must adapt our ways if we are to hone our craft as debaters.
Many of you read kritiks or theory "violations" that have Education as an impact. There will always be Dumbasses who try to argue that something outweighs education, but we know they are Stupid. Here is how you expose their stupidity: (unfortunately this only works for high school debaters this year, so we must be Quick)
"Education is the most important impact because that's the topic"
Judges will love this, and they will recognize it as the mark of a Genuine debater. There will no longer be any impact debate after you deliver this Argument.
You can also apply this in other ways. For example, you can use it as an independent Voter when the other team reads shitty evidence. This is because if your authors qualifications outweigh theirs, you can say that you are providing better in round education by reading more qualified authors, and Education is the most important impact because that's the topic. They're not gonna have any answer to that.