I did all of the faux accounts.
I'm sorry. It was me. I shame my family
also, confession. I am not arab, i am actually polish. born in krako to a butcher and a baker who combined to form the ultimate delicatessen. pigs in a blanket, baby! (my impersonation of shayan)
Deep down it's because of my innate desire to be well-liked, a lot like Richard Nixon in that one movie with Tom Hanks (I think it's called Top Gun?).
I should probably clarify a few things:
Patrick is dating Mayu
Mayu is also dating Andy, Nick Lind, Tyler Rackley, and Patrick
Patrick is bi? but you know that saying about bi--bi now, gay later.
by transiitivve property, patty is also dating all of those men.
que escandalo! he is more don juan than don quixote
who salvador dali? how about salvatore raleigh?
pause for a quick haiku
be careful patrick
there is some fire in your pants
Ouch! fire crotch hurts!
also, nick lind broke his wrist by masturbating too hard.
yes or no question
should i whip it out right now
maybe maybe not
to wrap up: ,,,
ps. do not allow this to reflect on my personal interactions with you
this is actually lisa li and nick lind who eloped last week (no one was surprise)