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Everything posted by demonlampshade

  1. A colleague of mine ran a prostitution case for this year's topic (draft prostitutes into the army to "relieve" our boyz, if'n ya know what I'm sayin), and the (female) judge pretty much summed it up at the end. She said, "This case didn't offend me as a girl...but it offended me more as a human being." HA!
  2. It's not that hard to see your [freak] penis. You should be proud of the sheer girth of your wang.
  3. Which is why we need to get back to the real topic at hand... OUR MEATY BEATY BIG AND BOUNCY COX-N'-BAWLS!
  4. Dude... What does this have to do with penises? Come on, man! Stay on topic! What, are you not topical? That's an independent voter for being a liitle poopoo butt. ASSHOLE
  5. I mean seriously, you can't look at that man and not think about the hairy, meaty, thick veiny engorged member that is being expertly concealed. I put forth the idea that she is an amputee. Think about it...
  6. How 'bout the size of the penis on Kayla Young? That dude is packin' heat!
  7. If we are truly going to consider the greatest CO debaters of the last five or so years, penis size is what really matters. Here are the "unofficial" (wink, wink) rankings I've collected over the past several years. Remember, friends: word of mouth is cheap, and travels fast! In no particular order: Sahan Jay - (aka The Gutbuster) Larger than life! Dan Dexter - Packin' (Miles Davis Quintet optional) Greg Sobetski - Doc. Ock Robert Thompson - aka The Bullwhip Kayla Young - Think about it... 'tis possible, eh? And at the very bottom, the absolute WORST Debater (by these standards, at least), the award goes to... Ruwan Jayasumana - aka "hung like a mosquito"
  9. A debater on our team is really considering writing persons = Furry little animals
  10. I don't debate on anything other than some energy drinks. But in answer to the which came first debate or drugs question, I must say I started smoking weed thru debate.
  11. What is the prefered OS of debaters? I dual boot ubuntu / XP professional
  12. The end of the world as we know it-REM Awesome song, gets you pumped and incase you hadn't noticed it is about CX debate. The entire song is going on about the end of the world and just look at this line A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. Yeah, thats debate
  13. Economic Left/Right: -6.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.23 not bad, not the most liberal but I think it is pretty correct. And FYI most of the CXers on my team would prolly be somewhere around that
  14. Ok, Pistol and P are german, thus nazis. Ask Jay about the tamil tigers. But I SWEAR that one of the people on the team is or at one point was a member of the KKK
  15. Demonlampshade is quite possibly the greatest handle ever, just trust me on this one:D
  16. Yeah, the admiral is kinda crazy, the quiet kill and rape you in the night crazy, but then there is Pistol & P (joeris & his partner). They are both some kind of nazi germans who like nuke war. BTW, Jayasumana also is some crazy sri lanken who really wants to join the tamil tigers. Also, one of the teams members might be part of the KKK. Who it is, is your guess
  17. THANK YOU! You seem like the first person (or one of the more vocal ones) who takes this case as seriously as it is supposed to be, that is not a whole hell of a lot.
  18. I realize it is not a well defendable case. This case (if it was made) would ONLY be used w/ very tab judges
  19. It's topical in that we hire some scientist to work for the army
  20. I am just gonna go in drag :ladies:
  21. Actually, humanity has not been around anywhere near long enough to have animals evolve around interacting w/ humans
  22. just got back from very first novi tourny, and we won our neg. (only hit DADT) using a iran strikes ptixs, T on establish, and military readiness DA
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