My partner and I were in the fourth round of a local tournament. We were already 3-0, but we still wanted to win. We were aff and we ran our Senior Corps aff. The neg ran 2 Ts, a DA, and on-case with ageism and old-people bad stuff. We spread 'em out in the 2AC, putting tons of offense on both Ts, killing the DA, and basically said WTF does the Inh/Solv stuff have to do with our case. The neg knew they were losing, in their 2NR, they are rambling pulling at straws and they extend some card they had read talking about seniors having sex. My partner and I had not heard this card, b/c all their on-case stuff was retarded. Anyway, the judge starts busting out laughing. He is really tickled. He tells my partner, the 2AR, that if doesn't spend at least half of his time on the senior sex thing, he will vote us down. so my partner gets up, extends all the stuff from the 2AC that has gone basically untouched, everyone knew we won on every argument. Then he moves on to the senior sex issue. He goes:
"They read a card that says seniors having sex is bad. Well thats just plain wrong. Seniors having sex is a good thing. Sex is a good thing. You like sex, I like sex, everyone likes sex. Think about it: if seniors don't have sex, companies like Viagra and Cialis will go out of business. If they go out of business, our economy will collapse. If our econ. collapses, we enter WWIII. (he didn't read any cards)."
he then reiterates that we won on the Ts and the DA. I write on a sheet of paper and hand it to him. His last line is:
"Vote aff for Senior Sex!"
The judge fell out of his chair in histerical laughter. We won, we both got 30s, and our reputation grew eminsely.