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Everything posted by robllawrence

  1. 99 yard TD run from Cruz? And I got that guy on my fantasy team? Oh. He's on the bench. Of course he is.

  2. I'm in FFL finals and I need some positive mojo. My team is projected on the wrong end of 126-116. Someone needs to have a breakout game!

  3. Sounds like a fantastic plan. I gotta say, it sucks that this is going on Christmas weekend. I think I've used up all my "checking fantasy football at dinner" coupons.
  4. Alright, since Christmas is right around the corner, I've decided to take a holiday from politics. Now, the Iowa caucus is also just around the corner so don't expect it to last too long, but for now, eat drink and be merry.

  5. Is it cold enough for a big pot of brown beans with onions and pork belly? I'm going with yes.

  6. So let me get this straight. Republicans demanded and got a $600 billion tax cut for those making over 250k. But they refuse to even vote on an extension of $160 billion for the middle class? Stay classy, jerks.

  7. The poo flinging monkeys are headed to the Fantasy Football Superbowl!!!

  8. And in movie rental reviews: romantic chick flick "One Day", actually more depressing than Old Yeller. Seriously. Hit by a freakin bus. Wtf was the point of that movie, other than to sell tissues and rocky road?

  9. Another night in the back bar. After the shopping, stop in for a drink!

  10. I had an idea for a porn movie. Nursing home turns into brothel. It's called, "Hard Candy." Don't judge me.

  11. I will be shaking drinks tonight at sharkys. Come out!

  12. I need to go get BP meds in Tulsa on Peoria. I'm considering sushi AYCE for $10. Who is with me?

  13. Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

  14. I just read the sodium content on my ramen. No wonder I have blood pressure issues. 1 bowl is 76% of my RDA.

  15. Murray - broken bone, Ingram - turf toe, Mcgahee - knee. AND fml.
  16. Poo flingers ahead by ten, my opponent has 2 players in who are out w injury, I have 3 in and 3 left to play. Current projection 131 to 56. That should put me 13-1 for the season. Cmon playoffs.

  17. My own ass, officially handed to me. The dawgs are barking.

  18. Back bar of the shark tank!

  19. I just got a fortune cookie that read: Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. It sounded familiar so I looked it up. It's a quote from CS Lewis. When did fortune cookies start quoting Western philosophy? Guess that's what I get for going to the Theodopilus House of Chow.

  20. As much as I'd like to talk smack, I completely admit to some seriously good luck. I got Aaron Rodgers as the 7th pick. Anyone think he'd last 7 picks now in retrospect? Also, I'm knocking on wood, but my only injury problems so far has been Austin Miles and Felix Jones...and I had picked up Demarco Murray so that didn't hurt too bad. This has been pretty fun.
  21. The poo flinging monkeys are down 17 points going in to MNF with 2 players left. Ingram and Cruz need collectively 180 yards or 3 TDs or a combination.

  22. Couple of brown n serve rolls covered in turkey gravy? Yes, please.

  23. Tending the back bar at Sharkys.

  24. 10 seconds. Seriously, 10 seconds of the Republican debate is all it took before I was nearly screaming at the TV and feeling my BP go up. I heard Rep Bachmann say some crap about "Let's face it, Obama has turned over interrogating terrorists to the ACLU." Yeah, cause Obama hasn't had ANY success at getting terrorists.

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