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i dunno, i always thought it was funny that people say in response to dispo bad:

 

"they always have the strategic option of sticking us with it"

ya, haha, I think this is funny period especially since you hear it like in every dispo debate.

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06' Topic Resolution

Resolved: That the United States federal government should establish a policy substantially increasing the number of persons serving in one or more of the following national service programs: AmeriCorps, Citizen Corps, Senior Corps, Peace Corps, Learn and Serve America, Armed Forces.

feminist judge,

2 female Aff's

1AC: Female soldiers

my 1NC response "I'd like to run a topicality arguement on "Substantially",

 

Their response was a sexism K, so we ran our other topicality on "Persons"

If they only met the definition....

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I'd Like to take some prep time, just tell me when time is up.

(he and his hot partner pretty much got all over the table with each other until time was called)

 

The other good one was at state when my partner and I used preptime for playing battleship. I sank his sub and carrier in that time.

 

Last year---

1AC: Passive sickly child bomb defusal Aff-

Adv1: Economy

Adv2: Reduced disease

Adv3: Population control

 

C. Terrorism good for economy- more homeland security jobs

 

I guess these were just memorable moments...

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2AR: The other team is so abusive! They...( 2 mins later)... so you see? Now, for two -off case flows, Advantage 6: World Peace. ..... (at the end) why wouldn't you want world peace? vote Aff for advantages and fairness!

 

I almost slapped him. And Then the judge for letting it go on. And then for voting on Advantage 6. And for Us loosing our spot in outrounds.

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There used to be a disad in the '80s called 'Beef', and the old line was 'if you spread, I'll extend my beef.' The same could be used for the 'growth' disad.

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Yeah, a week ago two teams from our school were paired up against eachother in a tourney. They agreed to make innuendous after every argument or during cx. One example was(during cx): Neg: you do realize that the road to full energy independence will be long and hard right? Aff: Well, we don't necesarily think long and hard is bad...

And so it went and the judge got really pissed and i don't think anyone won...

 

No one won? Haha. Is that allowed?

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One really good CX

 

Neg: So how do you build a wind turbine?

Aff:ell you have these very long poles, that you insert into a covering and then attach these fans that spin around on top of the pole like a wind mill.

 

Neg: So how does this wind mill solve?

Aff: well it makes alot of energy in the area and improves how everyone feels, because its better than just having a pole.

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I think my favorite debate-related sexual innuendo is "I want to nonunique your virginity."

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Reading this thread made me think of my favorite diving saying "Save a board ride a diver" and I was trying to think of a clever way to apply that to policy... and I just can't come up with anything.

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I heard somebody say "Master Debater" the other day.

 

I thought it was clever....

Everyone's heard that 41496849684651354687946351357868798 times

Everyone's heard that OVER 9000 times

 

Also,

we've got a stronger link than healthcare politics

or

I couldn't help but notice the size of your tubs

or

Wanna see why I'm called Khalilzad '95?

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I like my women the way I like my T violations: with low standards.

 

We like our limits low in texas. Overlimiting ftw.

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I like my women the way I like my T violations: with standards.

I like my women like heidegger: unclothed.

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