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Who cares about the hawkeyes?

at the very least, every team that's come to play at carver. Lookin forward to next year when both the football and basketball Cy-Hawk series games return to IC.....

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no...no...this question is more important. who just saw me rushing the court at carver-hawkeye on espn?

 

Why don't you give props to the person that told you about being on TV?

 

Schoofs

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Why don't you give props to the person that told you about being on TV?

indeed, many thanks mr. schoofs! i subsequently acquired pictures of the ESPN coverage thanks to your immediate notification, so many thanks indeed! (i am such a geek!)

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IHSFL State Debate Tournament Results:

 

Partial Octos:

Valley HR defeated IC West Drew Pittman/Gordon Bourjaly 2-1

Dowling KN advanced Dowling Erich Aschenbrenner/Donnie Pham

 

Quarters:

LeMars GM defeated Valley Sam Hogan/Alexa Reynolds

CR Wash RS defeated Dowling Aaron Kruse/Grant Nelson

CR Wash JV defeated IC West Louis Joyce/Chris Reasoner

IC City RL defeated Valley Travis Henderson/David Gobberdiel 2-1

 

Semis:

CR Wash JV advanced CR Wash Corey Stone/Patrick Reynolds

IC City RL defeated LeMars La'Cee Groetken/Meggie Mapes 2-1

 

Finals:

CR Wash Matthew Jarvey/Kyle Vint defeated IC City Dan Rocklin/Rob Ludwig

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I thought I should bring this back, it was always fun. (This is the Renzinator Version)

 

Best Debate Partner-

 

Most Dialed Phone Number at a Debate Tournament-

 

Scariest moment-

 

Nicest People-

 

Most Famous Quote-

 

Best Tournaments-

 

Best Disad on the topic this year-

 

Best Facebook profile-

 

Best LiveJournal-

 

Best Coach-

 

Biggest Man Boobs-

 

Best Person to ask if you have an Question -

 

Mostly like team to win the TOC-

 

Most Likely to Be a Debate Coach-

 

Hottest Male Debater:

 

Hottest Female Debater:

 

Best Judge-

 

Best Upcoming Team-

 

Best Helper in the World-

 

Best beat box/free style duo-

 

Most Technology in the State-

 

Weirdest Affirmative at IFL-

 

Best Topicality Argument-

 

Funniest Coach/ Person-

 

A person who doesn’t allows get the credit s/he deserves -

 

Best shirt/tie worn by Stephen Renzi-

 

Least Fav. Tourney:

 

Scariest Debater:

 

Scariest Judge:

 

Funniest Debater:

 

Funniest Judge:

 

Funniest Coach:

 

Worst Strategic Choice:

 

Most Likely to be a Debate Coach:

 

Most Likely to Judge all the time:

 

Senior(s) you'll miss the most:

 

Best novices:

 

Best dressed:

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Best Debate Partner-oh god. megan, obviously. AND travis

 

Most Dialed Phone Number at a Debate Tournament-travis? steve?

 

Scariest moment- debate isnt scary...but kyle vint is.

 

Nicest People- jarvey, grant, uhhhhh, kyle, travis, etc etc

 

Most Famous Quote- "if i ever see that damn omelas baby, i'm killing it" travis

 

Best Tournaments-caucus, blake, state

 

Best Disad on the topic this year-idk..wot?

 

Best Facebook profile- ernie

 

Best LiveJournal- stephen

 

Biggest Man Boobs- idk i still say al smith even though he's long gone

 

Best Person to ask if you have an Question -a;grjargjifdk pomeranz

 

Mostly like team to win the TOC-wash jv/valley gh

 

Most Likely to Be a Debate Coach- kyle vint

 

Hottest Male Debater: travis henderson, kyle vint

 

Hottest Female Debater: shafali

 

Best Judge- pomeranz

 

Best Upcoming Team- corey/patrick, dan/rob, uhhh i dont really know

 

Best Helper in the World-anna jahn

 

Best beat box/free style duo- jarvey/vint

 

Most Technology in the State-gobs

 

Weirdest Affirmative at IFL-uhhhh..haha dunno

 

Best Topicality Argument- i dont like t..buut either/or or something lame like that.

 

Funniest Coach/ Person- both steves

 

A person who doesn’t allows get the credit s/he deserves -kruse

 

Best shirt/tie worn by Stephen Renzi- i liked the banana republic shirt at ifls

 

Least Fav. Tourney: dowling

 

Scariest Debater: travis

 

Scariest Judge: hamburger..he makes pirate noises

 

Funniest Debater: gobs

 

Funniest Judge: solow

 

Funniest Coach: steve

 

Worst Strategic Choice: dunno

 

Most Likely to Judge all the time: vint

 

Senior(s) you'll miss the most: kyle vint, travis, jarvey

 

Best novices: idk..i hear city has good novices

 

Best dressed: bistra/cc

 

Best 1A- travis

 

Best 2A- jarvey

 

Best 1N- gobs

 

Best 2N- vint

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Best Debate Partner- Kyle/Matthew, Travis/David, Dan/Rob.

 

Most Dialed Phone Number at a Debate Tournament- Neal!

 

Scariest moment- Waiting for Doubles decision at Glenbrooks.

 

Nicest People- Jordan Campbell, Anna.

 

Most Famous Quote- "Why are you judging people you coach?" from me. "I didn't know Wayzata was at this tournament." Matthew at Michigan.

 

Best Tournaments- The Glenbrooks, Michigan, IHSSA/MBA.

 

Best Disad on the topic this year- There weren't any that I liked.

 

Best Facebook profile- Alex Smith, it's so detailed.

 

Best LiveJournal- LJ isn't as fun as it used to be.

 

Best Coach- Neav/Stele team-up at Glenbrooks. We functioned at top capacity.

 

Biggest Man Boobs-

 

Best Person to ask if you have an Question - Neal and Jordan.

 

Mostly like team to win the TOC- Valley or Wash or LeMars.

 

Hottest Male Debater:

 

Hottest Female Debater:

 

Best Judge- Someone not from Iowa, and if they're from Iowa, they're preferably not me. I am kurupt.

 

Best Upcoming Team- Dan/Rob and Corey/Patrick.

 

Best Helper in the World- Joe Ellerbrook.

 

Best beat box/free style duo- Kyle/Matthew

 

Most Technology in the State- David

 

Weirdest Affirmative at IFL- There weren't any this year.

 

Best Topicality Argument- The ones that people thought worked on HIV X, and the one that did work on HIV X. Good work Dan/Rob.

 

Funniest Coach/ Person- Kyle/Matthew at Michigan. Kyle set up the freestyle, Matthew executed it. And watching MTV for hours on end during the day was fun.

 

A person who doesn’t allows get the credit s/he deserves - David.

 

Best shirt/tie worn by Stephen Renzi- Light pink shirt/dark red tie at Blake with the brown trousers.

 

Least Fav. Tourney: IHSFL Fall Conference, who was there for me to rep for?

 

Scariest Debater: Matthew, he's really serious.

 

Scariest Judge: Any of the ones associated with Iowa debate.

 

Funniest Debater: Corey.

 

Funniest Judge: Any of the ones associated with Iowa debate.

 

Funniest Coach: Probably not me.

 

Worst Strategic Choice: Preffing me as a judge.

 

Most Likely to be a Debate Coach:Kyle Vint.

 

Most Likely to Judge all the time: Kyle Vint.

 

Senior(s) you'll miss the most: Kyle, Matthew, Meggie, and Travis.

 

Best novices: I'm partial to Abesheik/Alexa, the Dowling kids are cool too.

 

Best dressed: Myself at The Glenbrooks. The pink pinstripes matched the pink shirt I had on.

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Best Debate Partner- Chris Reasoner, if only because I was sick of cp/politics

 

Most Dialed Phone Number at a Debate Tournament- Elliot at Blake. Because hey, even the best coaches need to grab a bite to eat before your break round.

 

Scariest moment- Finding out that Chris' lung collapsed the night before Berkeley.

 

Nicest People- Me, obviously.

 

Most Famous Quote- It's not famous, but Gordon Bourjaily said "This is policy debate, not policy grammar" in the partial octos round. I'm still not entirely sure what that means.

 

Best Tournaments- Berkeley.

 

Best Disad on the topic this year- Omega Point, duh.

 

Best Facebook profile- I do not believe in the Internet.

 

Best LiveJournal- See above.

 

Best Coach- Schoofs. No contest - if only because he assigned us the goal at Kanellis of making someone cry. He had high aspirations for us, that guy.

 

Biggest Man Boobs- Alex Smith. You heard me. You owe me a slice of pizza and a ballot, bitch.

 

Best Person to ask if you have an Question - I'll get back to you on that.

 

Mostly like team to win the TOC- JV

 

Most Likely to Be a Debate Coach- Drew told me to put down CC.

 

Hottest Male Debater: Rambo. Who else?

 

Hottest Female Debater: I stalk Maggie Mapes.

 

Best Judge- Renzi. Three rounds, zero ballots. Thanks, Renzi-poo!

 

Best Upcoming Team- Stinkram.

 

Best Helper in the World- I don't know what a helper is.

 

Best beat box/free style duo- Myself and Drew, clearly.

 

Most Technology in the State- I don't believe in technology.

 

Weirdest Affirmative at IFL- It would have been the unattended luggage aff, if they would have let me cut it.

 

Best Topicality Argument- Search means strip or x-ray, because god knows you only need one topicality argument a year and why not run the same one every round?

 

Funniest Coach/ Person- Rambo.

 

A person who doesn’t allows get the credit s/he deserves - I don't know.

 

Best shirt/tie worn by Stephen Renzi- I can't decide, they're all adorable.

 

Least Fav. Tourney: Districts. Shut up.

 

Scariest Debater: CC/Bistra both scare me.

 

Scariest Judge: SCHOOFS

 

Funniest Debater: Rambo.

 

Funniest Judge: That guy who judged me fifth round at IFL. Funniest decision ever. Sadly I forget his name.

 

Funniest Coach: Cyndy Woodhouse.

 

Worst Strategic Choice: Preffing Steve Renzi.

 

Most Likely to be a Debate Coach: I don't know.

 

Most Likely to Judge all the time: I don't know.

 

Senior(s) you'll miss the most: Myself.

 

Best novices: Kathy Ingram and Linn Whatserface. Come on, Kathy's last name is INGRAM. Not only does that give her the biological background to kill any of you, but she's named after a freaking badass gun. Or is the gun named after her...?

 

Best dressed: I don't know who the best dressed is, except maybe Renzi, but I'm pretty sure I qualify as the worst dressed.

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Louis, how did you manage to spell Lin's name wrong? It's 3 letters long, and not particularly difficult.

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beat box/free style duo- that has to be The Nall and Paul Wampler

 

even better is the group known as TOES

 

Which Pham is this, are you out of your mind! This question was designed for two people and two people alone. For that you have to fill one of these out.

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