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Morally Repulsive: The problems with Adoption

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I know two debaters who want to adopt kids from China and teach them nothing but debate their whole lives.

Half of me thinks it's morally awful, but the other half thinks it could be the coming of a debate messiah.

What's your take?

 

Remember, I'm not the racist; they're the ones who want an Asian.

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PERHAPS THEY SHOULD HATCH PLATYPUSSES AND RAISE THEM AS CATS. THEN THEY CAN HAVE A LITTER BOX MESSIAH.

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I know two debaters who want to adopt kids from China and teach them nothing but debate their whole lives.

Half of me thinks it's morally awful, but the other half thinks it could be the coming of a debate messiah.

What's your take?

 

Remember, I'm not the racist; they're the ones who want an Asian.

 

Jon, I hope you realize that whole thing is an inside joke between Matt Muir, Liz DeRoo and myself.

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So, i can understand seeing something slightly disturbing in the idea of adopting some kid to teach them nothing but debate... but try to wrap your brain, instead, around the idea of any of us trying to raise children... my guess is that their first words will be "the case outweighs"

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So, i can understand seeing something slightly disturbing in the idea of adopting some kid to teach them nothing but debate... but try to wrap your brain, instead, around the idea of any of us trying to raise children... my guess is that their first words will be "the case outweighs"

 

They'd get upset by the impending nuclear holocaust.

 

Or determine that racism makes their lives meaningless.

 

Or the rainbows! Ahh God, the rainbows!

 

:(

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Rather than attempt to lay smack on the WGLF, I'll just admit my banality. Yes, even I have a master.

 

They represent the Church of Elvis and the Flat Earthers, afterall.

 

EDIT: If Cafepress had a disc golf driver (OF UNSTUPIDITY), I'd get my futurepast purchase on.

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Yeah, but look at all the humorous insights. Would you have ever thought of the platypus?

 

Probably not. WGLF is pretty sweet, albeit a bit psychotic. And yeah we should all buy WGLF merchandise and wear it around...West Georgia Liberation Front, what? Who are those people?

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Probably not. WGLF is pretty sweet, albeit a bit psychotic. And yeah we should all buy WGLF merchandise and wear it around...West Georgia Liberation Front, what? Who are those people?

 

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word.

 

the resolution is a blue guitar (or is/was it red?).

 

OUR NUTZ ARE A GREEN GUITAR.

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