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"We Will live life to the fullest, spit in eye of those who would hold us down, and will surely hang because of it"

 

16th century pirate:Yoda

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TYLER

You know why they have oxygen masks

on planes?

 

JACK

No, supply oxygen?

 

TYLER

Oxygen gets you high. In a

catastrophic emergency, we're taking

giant, panicked breaths...

 

Tyler grabs a safety instruction CARD from the seatback,

hands it to Jack.

 

TYLER

Suddenly, we become euphoic and

docile. We accept our fate.

Emergency water landing, 600 miles

per hour. Blank faces -- calm as

Hindu cows.

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"Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages."

-Supreme Court Justice William J. Brennan

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0, Patrick Henry said that, not Abraham Lincoln.

 

 

"At this point the conservatives of all ages are thoroughly dishonest: they added lies."

 

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate

too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

 

-Brad, whoever that is, from the "Tha innanet brings teh funny" thread

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infisity infinity

infinity

 

ATHF KICKS ASS!

 

"Follow your dreams; you will most likely fail and become homeless."

 

--Rusty 'the squeaky toy' Edwards

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