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6. We all know that money can't buy love (except for hookers)

 

"Eminem is the essence of douchebaggery" - Anonymous (ziggypop's siggy)

10/10 because it's damn right

 

"The only time I've had sex was on the phone" - Gene Ray, Cubist

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8 cause i haven't yet :(

 

I f**kin hate pikeys-- Snatch (if you've seen the movie, bonus)

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5. Too much drama, but seeing kate winslet wasn't so bad.

 

"To be great is to be misunderstood" -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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9, pretty good.

 

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

-Sign on an optometrist's office.

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9, pretty good.

 

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

-Sign on an optometrist's office.

 

lol 7-because i lauged..

 

Sine we are talking about a building..

 

"No shoe-skis, no shirt-skies... No Schlotzky's (sp?)"- Schlotzkys Door..

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6

 

 

 

Come on out, stop fucking the blonde! Come on out and have a drink!

 

- Jack Kerouac

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6

 

"We need to arrest Bush!

for what?

for grand theft!

what did he steal?

How about 2 F****ing COuntries!!!"

A.Coleman

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"We need to arrest Bush!

for what?

for grand theft!

what did he steal?

How about 2 F****ing COuntries!!!"

A.Coleman

0- because i love you tommy :)

 

"Because I love you tommy !" - Me.. how embarising

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God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. -fight club

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beat writers would be ashamed of you..

 

 

0-seeing as you have no quote...Do your Homework young man

 

"Here's the Church, Here's the Steeple, Open the Doors, and ya see all the People!" - George Bush Impersonator at The Celebrity Roast of Jeff Foxworthy

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1. Cause its stupid

 

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation" Henry David Thoreau

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More Lewis Black: "What we need is a president who just wants to get his winky waxed every so often. I think I'm just the man for the job."

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0-seeing as you have no quote...Do your Homework young man

 

"Here's the Church, Here's the Steeple, Open the Doors, and ya see all the People!" - George Bush Impersonator at The Celebrity Roast of Jeff Foxworthy

 

dude, i was replying to the scoring of my previous quote by kerouac, a beat writer. Do YOUR homework, younger than me, man.

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(this is j-shizzle beyotches)

 

7

 

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

-Lewis Black

 

hmm getting passed a ban. that deserves another week... lmao jk

 

 

dude, i was replying to the scoring of my previous quote by kerouac, a beat writer. Do YOUR homework, younger than me, man.

0- coz once again no quote.. hehehe

 

 

"Shaggadelic baby!"-Austin Powers (been awhile since i seen a powers movie and i just saw the case..)

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if there was only a way to strangle people over the internet - me in response to the previous dumbass post.

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dude, i was replying to the scoring of my previous quote by kerouac, a beat writer. Do YOUR homework, younger than me, man.

 

dude, chill your snoody ass out....I was just playing with you.....Don't worry about me kid

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