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Under the Sea - Little Mermaid

 

Beyond the Sea - Bobby Darin (most famously)

 

Cow Town - TMBG

 

Barbara Manatee - Silly Songs with Larry

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I dunno.. Go for Dada in the first speech and do the entire speech while pretending to scuba dive and explore the deep unknown. Creative narratives not required but highly hilarious if added.

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Bring in an XBox and play AC4 for the entire round. Or Bioshock...

Make it topical and play Endless Ocean on a Wii

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Bring in an XBox and play AC4 for the entire round. Or Bioshock...

You kids and your consoles--both of these are available on PC, so just play it on your laptop :)

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T might be tricky to win, but here's a real performance aff:

"The confines of the bladder had an odor of a Chinese lantern. Ubu, himself, blew out all the lanterns with his big fart. And what's more, he was convincing. He convinced every one of nothingness and constipation. He proves that we are an intestinal complication of the lord and of the limbs, that when he has farted, and you see yourself, it shall be resolved, everything will be in order. We are nothing else, but at the perpetual state of flatulence, the notion of reality is given to us by a certain abdominal concentration of the wind which has not yet been released. The gods and mornings that sing are issued from this obscene gas, accumulated since the world is world and since the pyramidal Ubu digests us before expulsing us pataphysically into the void, obscured by the odor of the re-cooled fart, which would be the end of the world and of all possible worlds."

http://www.ctheory.net/articles.aspx?id=569

 

Edit: I showed this to my partner, this is his reaction he sent back:

 

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Edited by SnarkosaurusRex

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Dude.  How are you gonna beat the warming DA???

Case solves

"when he has farted, and you see yourself, it shall be resolvedeverything will be in order."

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Case solves

"when he has farted, and you see yourself, it shall be resolvedeverything will be in order."

Ya maybe the immediate problems.  But with all this farting you gotta look long term

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Ya maybe the immediate problems.  But with all this farting you gotta look long term

Your conception of global warming doesn't exist

"here everything is stucco and fake... even a tree made of wood -- and this intense bluff that facilitates the rising of the dough of phenomenon -- nothing prevents that this catabase towards the stucco and the fake and the blah began well before the form that so-called true objects have taken today... and that everything, before being born, was at the cancerous and imaginary state -- can only be born at the cancerous and imaginary state -- which doesn't prevent things from being less false than we think"

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Your conception of global warming doesn't exist

"here everything is stucco and fake... even a tree made of wood -- and this intense bluff that facilitates the rising of the dough of phenomenon -- nothing prevents that this catabase towards the stucco and the fake and the blah began well before the form that so-called true objects have taken today... and that everything, before being born, was at the cancerous and imaginary state -- can only be born at the cancerous and imaginary state -- which doesn't prevent things from being less false than we think"

Watch out for a "Farts Fake" solvency attack then. 

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Watch out for a "Farts Fake" solvency attack then. 

Pataphysics is impossible yet the only real thing

"But Artaud, who thinks as such, thinks that from this brandished sex of nothingness can one day spring forth a true sperm, only from a caricatural existence can a theatre of cruelty surge forth, that is to say, a real virulence. While, Pataphysics, however, does not believe in the sexual organ, or the theatre. There is facade and nothing else. The ventroloquicity of the bladder and lanterns is absolute. All things are infatuated, imaginary, an edema, crab meat, une nenie."

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I guess all I got left is the burp CP with a smell net-benefit.

Nope, it has to be out the southern hemisphere:

"Now, for Pataphysics, all phenomena are absolutely gaseous. Even the recognition of this state, even the knowledge of farting and purity, and coitus, because nothing is serious... and the conscience of this conscience etc...From this explosion of the Palotins comes humor, from their naive and fawning manner to return to nature under the form of farts, which believe themselves to be quite conscientious beings, and not just gas, and they give the spark to an incommensurable humor that will shine until the end of the world -- the explosion of Ubu himself."

 

The rest of the piece makes it quite clear (contextually) that pataphysics is concerned with the gas that emanates from the ubiquitous sphincter. 

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Nope, it has to be out the southern hemisphere:

"Now, for Pataphysics, all phenomena are absolutely gaseous. Even the recognition of this state, even the knowledge of farting and purity, and coitus, because nothing is serious... and the conscience of this conscience etc...From this explosion of the Palotins comes humor, from their naive and fawning manner to return to nature under the form of farts, which believe themselves to be quite conscientious beings, and not just gas, and they give the spark to an incommensurable humor that will shine until the end of the world -- the explosion of Ubu himself."

 

The rest of the piece makes it quite clear (contextually) that pataphysics is concerned with the gas that emanates from the ubiquitous sphincter. 

Conceded smell DA, goes for the internal net-benefit!

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