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Possible fun counterplans for oceans?

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Right now I have a few:

Find Nemo CP

 

Save the mermaids CP

 

Find and colonize Atlantis CP

 

Militarized whales CP

 

Side note: just thought of something great for bio-d affs.

Step 1) Start out by singing a shortened version of "Under the Sea"

Step 2) Talk about how, if we want the sea to stay that awesome, we need to do the plan and preserve wildlife.

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Please don't run these at tournaments, they are superior arguments and will make debaters cry. I mean seriously, does death from global warming outweigh the possible death of nemo? ABSOLUTELY NOT, BECAUSE NEMO IS LIFE, NEMO IS LOVE, DO ANYTHING FOR NEMO.

 

/s/

 

My CP idea: Toss Justin Bieber into the ocean as celebration for doing the plan. 

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Do we want Blackbeard or Jack Sparrow doing the plan?

 

No, but they can't be more insane than Deleuze or Guattari.

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Right now I have a few:

Find Nemo CP

 

Save the mermaids CP

 

Find and colonize Atlantis CP

 

Militarized whales CP

 

Side note: just thought of something great for bio-d affs.

Step 1) Start out by singing a shortened version of "Under the Sea"

Step 2) Talk about how, if we want the sea to stay that awesome, we need to do the plan and preserve wildlife.

so only 1 is functionally competitive

...or are these advantages CPs?

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Everyone needs to get out of their basement and stop being wanna be circuit debaters. Congress is a more acceptable event. You people are so blinded by the fact that time cube is an incredible argument and keep downvoting my brilliance.

 

This is probably my last post ever, but I hope one day someone else will carry on my legacy and ressurect the spirit of Theo Walcott's brilliance.

 

Timecube.com

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One small step for theo Walcott one giant leap for the credibility of time cube.

 

Its been fun its been real you could even say its been real fun

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^talk about going out with a bang.

 

CP: Consult the little mermaid. net benefit is environmental colonialism.

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so only 1 is functionally competitive

...or are these advantages CPs?

They're advantage CPs. What advantages? Idk. But I'll figure that out later.

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I can't believe nobody has brought up aquaman yet.  Course that cp may be doomed to fail cuz aquaman is a n00b

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Is THIS really the guy you want doing your CP?

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One small step for theo Walcott one giant leap for the credibility of time cube.

 

Its been fun its been real you could even say its been real fun

 

But you never specified which side of the timecube you were leaving on!  I call shenannigans.

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dolphins do the plan

1. dolphins are smart

2. humans are no better than dolphins

 

net benefit is anthro or something 

 

Please tell me this involves Illuminatus Trilogy evidence.

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raptor_rpg_shark_laser.jpg

 

Solves military readiness and heg. 

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raptor_rpg_shark_laser.jpg

 

Solves military readiness and heg. 

The pic didn't show up :(. But if it had anything to do with SHARKS WITH FRICKIN' LASERBEAMS, It was automatically awesome.

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Sacrifice the 1AC to the All-Mighty Lord Poseidon. Just look at this badass
Poseidon_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

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You should have the counter plan tell the USFG to make an armed nautilus vessel to defend AND explore the oceans.

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There isn't a thread for fun affs so here is mine. :D

 

 

The United States Federal Government should fully fund and aid Dr. Evil's despicable plan: Preparation H.

 

Plank 1) Plan will cost one billion zillion kagillion fee-fi-fo-fillion dollars. And will be funded through normal means ( Watch out! Fiscal Cliff disad resurrection? )

 

Plank 2) Plan will be enforced though Dr. Evil, and Number 2.

 

Plank 3) Sharks with fricken lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

 

Plank 4) Fiat, legislative intent. 

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