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first you started talking before i could finish my sentence so you didnt hear me so i could throw stuff at him

second i never denied that i said i wanted a gay cowboy

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weird al- stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight

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kelso holding 2 bowling balls- hey look guys ive got 10 pound balls

everyone laughs

fez holding 2 bowling balls- hey look guys my balls are black and blue

everyone laughs

fez- my balls are fianally funny

 

kitty- okay game over lets call it a tie

bob- a tie we had all the money

red- well had the get out of jail free card and you cant put a price on freedom

 

eric- hey lego my ego

red- hey lego my foot in your !@#

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"I'm the pious guy the little Amletts wanna be like, on my knees day and night scorin' points for the afta life!"

~Weird Al, Amish Paradise~

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hyde- ive seen you fire people before...you always say 'hope my foot doesnt get stuck in your !@# on the way out' or 'dont let my foot get stuck in your !@# on the way out' or 'im gonna stick my foot in your !@#'

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*fez walks in with a lollipop*

hyde- where the $80 you owe me

fez- i dont have it

hyde- but you have plenty of money to buy candy

*hyde takes the lollipop*

hyde- no more candy untill i have my money

fez- candy...youll get your $80...IN HELL

 

red holding a bag of weed- i dont know whose this is but im throwing it in the lake

kelso- but i $20 for that

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"Their case was soo untopical, I literally shat my pants. It was like 'Whoa', and then *fftt*."

 

Burger King on the way to State

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red- when my time comes i want to be buried face down...that way anyone who doesnt like me can kiss my !@#

 

leo- we need to do something about him or the boss is gonna fire us

hyde- leo youre the boss

fez- did you fire him...ill take his shifts

leo- i think we decided that youre the one whose gonna be fired

fez- how am i supposed to pay for my new shoes now

leo- just do what i do and take some money out of the register when the boss isnt looking

hyde- once again leo youre the boss

leo- and im not looking

*hyde takes some money out of the register and gives it to fez*

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i got bored and looked through old posts and i thought this was funny

 

stephen- metal pictures of Nik's face on Pooh's body

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tj- This is what mom wants to do to me now. :S:

mom me

 

if grades drop lower...:BB

 

me mom

 

and lower...:Flame::confused::Rocket:

mom me dad

 

and lower...(_8^(|) I turn into this

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chow yun-fat- an enlightened man would offer a traveler a place to spend the night and have a quiet conversation with him over a bowl of...cocoa puffs

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Spottswoode: Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you prisoner...well, you'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this.

[hands Gary a hammer]

 

-Team America

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weird al yankoic- three of the engines failed and we crashed into the side of a moutain and the plane blew up in a giant fire ball and everyone died... except for me cause i had my tray table up and my seat locked in the full upright position

 

weird al yankovic- that snorkels always been like a snorkel to me

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weird al yankoic- three of the engines failed and we crashed into the side of a moutain and the plane blew up in a giant fire ball and everyone died... except for me cause i had my tray table up and my seat locked in the full upright position

 

weird al yankovic- that snorkels always been like a snorkel to me

 

 

Albuquerque=one of the best songs ever.

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yes it does

 

weird al yankovic- this is a story bout a guy named al

who lived in the sewers with his hamster pal

but the sanatation workers really didnt approve

so he packed up his accordian and had to move

to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree

and he worked at a nasal decongestant factory

and he played on the comapny bowling team

and every single night he had a strange recurring dream

where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream

but thats really not important to the story

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yes it does

 

weird al yankovic- this is a story bout a guy named al

who lived in the sewers with his hamster pal

but the sanatation workers really didnt approve

so he packed up his accordian and had to move

to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree

and he worked at a nasal decongestant factory

and he played on the comapny bowling team

and every single night he had a strange recurring dream

where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream

but thats really not important to the story

 

 

Wasnt that from the cd with the parody about Episode 1 i think it was lol weird al crazy canadian....well canada should claim him lol

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stewie *horrified*- you read parade magazine

 

stewie- please dont let this stop you from enjoying the reception where im sure theyll be playing the chicken dance so...enjoy the chicken dance

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