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Novice Round 603 (Latin America) - Officertom (Affirmation) Vrs. Pjords (Judge Or Negation)

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Hello everybody usersof cross-x.org. Me and a fellow novice, Mrs. P. Jordan, will be holding a virtual debate right here on this very website! We Need some judges who will be willing to provide feedback on each of our transcribed speeches! If you prefer we upload our speeches in audio format, that can be arranged for a certain price. I will post the First Affirmative Constructive Transcribed Speech after Mrs. P. Jordan chooses to either Judge or debate negatively.

 

Word count limit is 10 words per speech, no exceptions!

 

edit: everyone who posts in this thread is automatically a judge, with the exception of OfficerTom and Miro

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Hi Everyone! I Am A Novice Debator Trying To Learn This Art! I Will Be Both Debating In Negation And Judging This Round! We Will Need 5-15 More Judges, Though, So Please Apply If You Are Available To Give Me And The Good Officer Constructive Criticism. (PM OfficerTom Resume)

 

Let This Debate Begin!

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what is ironic about the 1AC? it seems more like satire to me. 

I suppose the ironic part is that its not an irony 1AC

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So we are waiting for Mrs. Jordan to give the cross extermination questions... If they are not up by the next time she posts, Officer Tom automatically wins.

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If the "neg" doesn't run 16 min of irony bad, including cards from backfiles leading all the way back to the 90's, I'm gonna be disappointed  

 

Edit: Hint: There's literature that talks about how irony gets interpreted as being legit by some people and it entrenches bad stereotypes, example is faux news posting onion articles as being legit

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If the "neg" doesn't run 16 min of irony bad

 

Are you calling for our speeches in audio format?!!?!? We can totally do that but we will have to meet up with you in-person to hand you the vinyl record

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1. I'll judge.

2. To anyone thinking that this was racist--did you even read past page six? Of course it was racist--that's the point. The 1ac was an ironic project that adopted a ridiculous racist position to underlie the ridiculousness of all racism.

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Are you calling for our speeches in audio format?!!?!? We can totally do that but we will have to meet up with you in-person to hand you the vinyl record

Haha guys get it cuz vinyl

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CX:

 

Can you explain your inherency?

 

Can you explain your advantage 1?

 

Can you explain your advantage 2?

 

Can you explain your advantage 3?

 

Can you explain your underview?

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CX:

1. What is a floating PIK?

2. Do you know what imperialism is?

3. When does round 2 start?

4. Am I asking good questions so far?

5. How could I improve my questions?

6. Why would you be good for the job?

7. Did you perm my framework?

8. Did you kick out of my 1AC?

9. How many offcase did you read?

10. Could you please explain your advantage attacks?

11. What document format is your speech in? I can't open it on my HDTV

12. Where is your badge?

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CX:

1. What is a floating PIK?

I don't know.

2. Do you know what imperialism is?

No.

3. When does round 2 start?

10:54

4. Am I asking good questions so far?

Yes

5. How could I improve my questions?

Add more questions

6. Why would you be good for the job?

JUDGE!?!?

7. Did you perm my framework?

I don't have a perm.

8. Did you kick out of my 1AC?

Do I need to get out my Violence Bad blocks?

9. How many offcase did you read?

None.

10. Could you please explain your advantage attacks?

I didn't have any I ran out of words I apologize.

11. What document format is your speech in? I can't open it on my HDTV

Try a standard definition TV.

12. Where is your badge?

I don't need a badge.

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