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Timecube is saying that the earth rotates on a 4-sided time cube. The aff plan has to specify on what side of the time cube it passes the plan. Its a spec. If you don't understand it, then you already understand it. Here's what a 1nc shell looks like:

 

A. Interpretation - the earth is a 4-sided time cube - the plan text has to specify which side the plan passes on

 

Ray, No Date [Dr. Gene, Cubic and Wisest Human. “Time Cube.†www.timecube.com

you realize that a 4 corner

square rotating 1/4 turn creates a full

circle? A full rotated square will create

16 corners, 96 hours and 4 simultaneous

24 hour Day circles within only a single

imaginary cubed Earth roation. This

amounts to a spiraling quad helix of

Earth as it revolves around the Sun -

rotating as it revolves around the Sun,

to induce the value of the Sun revolving

about the Earth.

 

B. Violation - they fail to specify what side the plan passes on

 

C. Standards

 

1. Education -

I can call singularity educators the most

putrid name on Earth and claim they eat

cow-dung ambrosia, but the lying ass

bastards will not even object - for they

know I am right and that any debate will

indict them for the evil they perpetuate

against the students and future humanity.

 

2. Ground - I lose links to side-specific DAs and counterplans

 

D. Voting issue

 

1. Jurisdiction - you lose automatically because

You do not have the freedom

to discuss/debate Time Cube.

 

2. Death -

EVERY HUMAN DESERVES DEATH FOR IGNORING SUCH A SUPERNATURAL TRANSCENDENTAL PRINCIPLE.

 

Ashtar is the spiritual figure for the alien races waging an interstellar war that includes the Sol system [that's ours]. The negative consults Ashtar as a counterplan to solve war and violence and oppression, especially within these races. You can think of Ashtar like an alien Jesus Christ [in fact, some authors directly state that]. Here's a potential 1nc shell, but I'm sure the WGLF has a much better one:

 

Text: The USFG should engage in binding consultation with Lord Ashtar over <the plan>.

 

accepting Lord Ashtar as the ultimate authority is the only way to save our freedom and avoid nuclear war

Metatron on March 18 (2011, “Metatron on Supermoon Cosmic Wave Energies Pouring into Equatorâ€, Human microphone: Madelaine, Galactic Free Press, http://soundofheart.org/galacticfreepress/content/metatron-supermoon-cosmic-wave-energies-pouring-equator)

Saturn lends its light magnifying the effects greatly. What role does Saturn play? At Saturn we have the Intergalactic Confederation of Worlds Court in this Solar System. This is called the Solar Tribunal. Lord Ashtar has stated many times there is a sequential flow of events that must take place before change over to Zero Point. The first is the arrests of the Intergalactic War Criminals. As the Citizens of Earth risk their lives to demand FREEDOM, it indicts the actions of the disreputable Monarchs and Puppet Governments of Earth. These relationships have been nurtured by the controlling families who have tried to control and reduce the population of Earth. These same Intergalactic War Criminals are now being stopped. It had to be a consensus among the Women, Children and Men of Each Country, the honorable White Knights moving into position to lead new government and the rest of the worldwide Community. It was only through more attacks and the bravery of the Ones in the Streets could we have a worldwide consensus. This is due to the Ones still hoping to stay in power working against the White Knights and the Greatest Good of All. The veil has thinned and their feeble grabs at power are becoming obvious even to the most sleepy. Lord Ashtar has also said, No Dates, No Nukes, No Flukes. What does it mean? The date at which the Galactic Federation decloaks all its Ships at once around the world is determined by the Citizens of Earth, not by the Galactics. The Citizens of Earth have been told many times, as have their Government Leaders that an end of the potential of Nuclear Destruction on Earth was a requirement. The Government Leaders who want to control Earth, not all of them, the dark Ones, kept their power by not following this requirement. For them, complying means they are arrested and possibly face second death. They would do anything to avoid getting rid of Nukes.

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How many times does it need to be said? Timecube, Ashtar, and the plethora of other ridiculous arguments shouldn't be read. Even if someone listens to them and you win a round or two on a team that can't come up with ANYTHING to say about them, the good teams you go against will laugh as they crush you for running it.

 

SO DON'T RUN IT!

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Does anyone actually run this anymore/would a judge ever listen to it?

 

I don't even think Judges that say they'll vote on anything will vote on this. Then again, there's always Calum... Depending on your judge, you might win, but the other team has to be dumb to not really come up with an answer. I have a huge backfile file (is that redundant) with answers to all the crazy stuff like this, as well as good answers to real arguments.

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I don't even think Judges that say they'll vote on anything will vote on this. Then again, there's always Calum... Depending on your judge, you might win, but the other team has to be dumb to not really come up with an answer. I have a huge backfile file (is that redundant) with answers to all the crazy stuff like this, as well as good answers to real arguments.

I'd vote for it, nuke your speaks.

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The humor that people seem to get out of finding (and occasionally reading) these arguments is that they are simply ludicrous. This is almost certainly because the authors of these arguments (Gene Ray, for example, who has his timecube website) are pretty much insane and crazy. not like K alt crazy, like their literature (if you can call it that) makes no coherent sense and is simply so dumb that it's humorous.

 

The only reason why i suggest that debaters hunting for these files don't bother (or at least don't read them) is because they don't contribute to anybody's education in any way whatsoever, and they don't make you a better debater. frankly, there are a lot of other crazy arguments (Dedev, Wipeout, Performance debate, etc) that you could be reading that have at least an argument to be made beside you should burn in hell for not thinking that time is a cube with 4 sides.

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that you could be reading that have at least an argument to be made beside you should burn in hell for not thinking that time is a cube with 4 sides.

 

*4 sides and a top and a bottom

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I'm assuming the intention of most of the people was asking what the arguments were was to be aware of what they were, I even clarified I would not be running them, so there is no need whatsoever for every single one of you to tell us to not run them in every single post especially IN ALL CAPS. Got it the first time. Thanks to those whose really explained

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iPads are stupid, they dont have only 4 sides. DONT BUY THEM.

No. The top and bottom do not count. The problem with the iPads is that the sides are curved and not flat.

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No. The top and bottom do not count. The problem with the iPads is that the sides are curved and not flat.

 

Also, the apple with a bite out of it is a religious symbol for intelligence and liberation (aka, defying god/IBM), and we all know what Gene Ray thinks of religion...

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Having cut the version of the Time Cube argument that is duplicated above, I should caution that if you ever read it in front of me, you are assured a maximum of 25 speaks.

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Having cut the version of the Time Cube argument that is duplicated above, I should caution that if you ever read it in front of me, you are assured a maximum of 25 speaks.

 

If someone read a stupid thing I wrote in front of me, I'd kill their speaks and just write "I AM LIVIDLY HOMICIDAL".

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