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I ran it once at Harvard and won on it. It was the most fun I've ever had in a round.

 

Every time I read the 1NC I would get super pumped up and almost start yelling. Probably my favorite 1NC to read

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yeah like the first week I was on cross-x. I've learned.

 

Then let's give him a chance to learn as well before you start going insane over something that really isn't a very big deal.

 

Kthxbye.

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i dont understand how you win on the fight club K when the first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club...

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i dont understand how you win on the fight club K when the first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club...

 

We ran it like Nietzsche in disguise. We always leveraged the part of the file that talks about 1ACs being utopian, never accepting reality, more than the actual fight club portion itself.

Normally the last speech we brought up Fight Club, as in the movie, was the 2NC, if not 1NC.

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Normally the last speech we brought up Fight Club, as in the movie, was the 2NC, if not 1NC.

 

we brought up Fight Club, as in the movie

 

as in the movie

 

gugggggughhg

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i dont understand how you win on the fight club K when the first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club...

 

as is the second.

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I have nothing to trade (except +rep),

No Home cut disads

No Home cut ks

No Egypt DA

No interesting stuff.

 

PM me if you have a funny file or two.

 

P.S. I definitely think timecube and funny/bullshit files count.

 

P.P.S. I don't plan on running these, I'm just making a collection of hilarious/interesting files. So far, I have: Gregorian Calendar, Popped Collar K, the WGLF file on evazon, the Squirrel Aff, Doubling, Fight Club, and Should PIC. Bonus points for Time Cube, Irony, or anything that trolls hard.

 

I have a squirls aff

consult chuck norris

time travel cp

timecube

malthus

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I know im late to this thread, but can i get any of these files, such as doubling, fight club, etc.

 

I dont really have to much to trade tho, besides a normativity neg and aff and a lacan k. If your willing to send them to me im at

 

rteehas @ gmail.com

 

without the spaces tho, obvi

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I know im late to this thread, but can i get any of these files, such as doubling, fight club, etc.

 

I dont really have to much to trade tho, besides a normativity neg and aff and a lacan k. If your willing to send them to me im at

 

rteehas @ gmail.com

 

without the spaces tho, obvi

 

Same, I have a Fight Club 1NC but I don't know what this file is. PM me if you're willing to trade/give it out.

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I'm also looking for the following files:

 

Gregorian Calendar

Fight Club

Doubling

And that should PIC mentioned in first post.

 

I've got stuff like Wipeout, Spark, Schopenhaur, The PIC, etc

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I'm also looking for the following files:

 

Gregorian Calendar

Fight Club

Doubling

And that should PIC mentioned in first post.

 

I've got stuff like Wipeout, Spark, Schopenhaur, The PIC, etc

 

I feel like you're trolling by posting all evazon files

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Here is something that I hit round 5 at Emory-

 

Text: Ima push this <insert bad language here> rock up this <insert bad language here> hill.

Purpose cannot require the judge’s authority nor can it be premised on success. Much like Sisyphus, only when we persist without expectation of reward can we celebrate life. For their 1AC to be meaningful, you should vote negative.

Lane, 1996. (Bob, Honorary Research Associate in Philosophy at the University of Vancouver Island, “The Absurd Hero†http://records.viu.c.../ipp/absurd.htm)

Sisyphus is the absurd hero "as much through his passions as through his torture. His scorn of the gods, his hatred of death, and his passion for life won him that unspeakable penalty in which the whole being is exerted toward accomplishing nothing." (p.89). Sisyphus is conscious of his plight , and therein lies the tragedy. For if, during the moments of descent, he nourished the hope that he would yet succeed, then his labour would lose its torment. But Sisyphus is clearly conscious of the extent of his own misery. It is this lucid recognition of his destiny that transforms his torment into his victory. It has to be a victory for as Camus says:

I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain! One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself forms a world. The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy. (p.91).

Sisyphus' life and torment are transformed into a victory by concentrating on his freedom, his refusal to hope, and his knowledge of the absurdity of his situation. In the same way, Dr. Rieux is an absurd hero in The Plague, for he too is under sentence of death, is trapped by a seemingly unending torment and, like Sisyphus, he continues to perform his duty no matter how useless or how insignificant his action. In both cases it matters little for what reason they continue to struggle so long as they testify to man's allegiance to man and not to abstractions or 'absolutes'.

 

Vote neg to affirm destiny like a badass.

Camus 55 (Albert, Nobel Prize winner, existential badass, “The Myth of Sisyphus and other essaysâ€, Pg. 123)

 

All Sisyphus' silent joy is contained therein. His fate belongs to him. His rock is a thing Likewise, the absurd man, when he contemplates his torment, silences all the idols. In the universe suddenly restored to its silence, the myriad wondering little voices of the earth rise up. Unconscious, secret calls, invitations from all the faces, they are the necessary reverse and price of victory. There is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night. The absurd man says yes and his efforts will henceforth be unceasing. If there is a personal fate, there is no higher destiny, or at least there is, but one which he concludes is inevitable and despicable. For the rest, he knows himself to be the master of his days. At that subtle moment when man glances backward over his life, Sisyphus returning toward his rock, in that slight pivoting he contemplates that series of unrelated actions which become his fate, created by him, combined under his memory's eye and soon sealed by his death. Thus, convinced of the wholly human origin of all that is human, a blind man eager to see who knows that the night has no end, he is still on the go. The rock is still rolling. I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain! One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night filled mountain, in itself forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

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1NC's Bad Theory is my personal favorite troll but that's cuz I wrote it. Anyone want it? PM me

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I can send you a meager consut ron paul file later. And I'd offer my MJ cp, but there's other people who have it, and there's college affs that have evidence for it. Although I can give you an appeasement turn to answer the mj cp with.

Could I get that file? I think we all need to consult Ron Paul

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1NC's Bad Theory is my personal favorite troll but that's cuz I wrote it. Anyone want it? PM me

You got killed at state with that. There is bad evidence, horrible evidence, but that is shit evidence

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You got killed at state with that. There is bad evidence, horrible evidence, but that is shit evidence

 

We didn't read that at state dude. We read it once against Logan and Trandon cuz we had nothing against Firefly and it's seriously only one card that took me 5 minutes to get... So you can stop being a dick now

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The fight club file ruined one of our debaters. Burn it, burn it now while we still have a chance.

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I'm writing a file for spooning spec. Basically it's a K based off of Foucault's stuff that says not discussing sexuality is bad (link of omission of course), but the alternative is to endorse a theory interpretation stating that each team must specify who spoons who in their partnership. There are also some theory arguments why this spec is good. It's a pretty small file right now though. If anyone wants it I probably wouldn't mind putting it up or at least showing the shell and cites.

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