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question one: name more than one royal

answer: zack greinke and... danny duffy? [acceptable despite recent events]

question two: what's your favorite nfl team

answer: [looks at jerseys on wall] the dallas cowboys?

question three: what's your favorite nba team

answer: [looks at jerseys again] whatever team dwyane wade is on?

 

grade for chapter one: A+

 

here i will solicit questions to incorporate on future chapter quizzes.

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Ask her what her favorite WNBA team is...if she responds with anything other than "What's the WNBA?" Dump her.

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Ask her what her favorite WNBA team is...if she responds with anything other than "What's the WNBA?" Dump her.

Hey, womyn's basketball is some serious shizz, bro. Don't make fun of it.

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Britney Griner is on steroids, but its hard to take them seriously when they use a smaller ball, closer 3pt line, and shorter games.

 

Ask her to spell the name of Dukes Basketball Coach.

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Britney Griner is on steroids, but its hard to take them seriously when they use a smaller ball, closer 3pt line, and shorter games.

 

Ask her to spell the name of Dukes Basketball Coach.

 

this seems like something to check out after i see if she knows what conference duke is in

 

Ask her what her favorite WNBA team is...if she responds with anything other than "What's the WNBA?" Dump her.

 

nice. this is a good, fundamental sports question

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advanced sports question: who is/was a worse general manager - matt millen or al davis?

 

having an opinion not randomly selected and containing at least one evidenciary fact = win.

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good, good. i need some bridges from chapter 1 to the advanced chapters though.

 

keep in mind we're starting from scratch here, she still has to think really hard about which cardinals play football and which play baseball. i don't mind, though, because this also means she doesn't like the yankees/red sox/white sox/cardinals/phillies/mets. well, she thought she liked one of them, but it just took a "no. that team is satan." and relationship crisis was averted.

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what do you think of watching womens olympic curling?

 

curling > WNBA = win.

 

i sense a general theme.

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How many points do you get for a touchdown in football? (6, not 7)

 

Who holds the career record for home runs? (Hank Aaron; if she says Barry Bonds, say "okay, but who really holds the record?")

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Gates or Arthur Bryants?

 

The better Miller: Reggie or Cheryl?

 

gates is her favorite bbq sauce, and she's never even been to kansas city

 

my pre-screening is really effective

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PBR, Coors, Miller Lite or Bud?

 

Anything not E: NONE OF THE ABOVE.... is a fail.

Unless accompanied by the disclaimer, "i'm a poor college student so...."

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"What are you giving me for the first Zack Grienke Day of the season?"

 

You better think long and hard about how much you like this lady if she doesn't answer with, "Bringing you beer and pleasuring you while you watch the game."

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this girl already has you whipped, and i dont like it. your with her for 5 minutes and all of a sudden the SPORTS forum has to be about WOMEN????? disgraceful. this should be a safe zone, vag free.

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super softballs:

ryan leaf, beast or bust?

priest holmes or larry johnson?

what is the legal side of the road to drive on in america (call this the super screener)

keeping elvis grbac instead of rich gannon, good or bad idea?

 

getting to know her, very important, but not necessarily a right answer:

scenario: your throwing a super bowl party. what are the plans?

your taking a road trip, what do you bring

your camping, what do you bring

what's more important, being timely or looking good?

joe montana: a chief or a niner?

which was better in SI swimsuit issue, serena williams or venus williams

 

less like questions, more like a test drive

have her cook chili, chili con queso, birthday cake, pie, breakfast

have her drink a beer

have her get you a beer, but only on the condition that it is the perfect temperature

 

getting advanced:

name of the stadium the royals play in for home games

who's the pine tar incident associated with

 

trick questions:

what is kobe bryants uniform number

what is mj's uniform number

what is joe montana's uniform number

 

is soccer a sport? is golf a sport?

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who's the pine tar incident associated with

 

This one needs a multi-tiered answer system, with higher points awarded for the more obscure/less direct but still correct answers. I'm thinking something like this...

 

George Brett-1 Point

Goose Gossage-2 Points

Dick Howser-3 Points

Fuckin' Billy Martin-4 Points

Goddamn Tim McClelland-5 Points

 

The prefixes attached to the last two are optional, though I tend to think they're probably important--maybe worth bonus points?

 

Also, hahahahahaha, sucker, I'll be spending the first Zack Greinke day of the year IN Kauffman. Booyah.

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is soccer a sport? is golf a sport?

In this vein:

 

Is figure skating a sport? Gymnastics? Cheerleading?

 

If "yes" to any of those, find someone else...

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This one needs a multi-tiered answer system, with higher points awarded for the more obscure/less direct but still correct answers. I'm thinking something like this...

 

George Brett-1 Point

Goose Gossage-2 Points

Dick Howser-3 Points

Fuckin' Billy Martin-4 Points

Goddamn Tim McClelland-5 Points

 

The prefixes attached to the last two are optional, though I tend to think they're probably important--maybe worth bonus points?

 

Also, hahahahahaha, sucker, I'll be spending the first Zack Greinke day of the year IN Kauffman. Booyah.

 

I thought that opening day for the Tigers was in Detroit. For a whole week i thought i would be the first one on the board to witness Greinke Day. Now i get Bonderman vs whomever Clevelands 4th starter is.

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