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Missouri's Eighth Annual Bearific Awards

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yeah. because thats logical...

i cut the answers btw.

this is stupid argument period.

no offense senor, but we actually used our own....

 

i perfered things they hadnt seen yet

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Last year at your Tourney.... he was a timekeeper, doesn't really matter though, it's whatever.

 

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My mom was judging......I remember now.

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I have a new section I feel SHOULD be added.

 

Most likely to start a race riot-Jaz Heitz

 

 

 

 

 

alex- This is not ok. I wouldnt call it a riot. It was just some minor yelling. Geez lol

 

It doesnt say you started a riot it says you are the mosst likey do, and you are.

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Best 1A- Mr. Hagan (Cody Hagan that is)

Best 2A-Sarah Godwin

Best 1N- Myra Miliam

Best 2N- Brad Bolman

 

Best Team- Sarah/Myra

Best LDer- Zack(Kpoo)

 

Best Negative Position- Bubble D/As

Worst Negative Postion- Any oil D/A

Case of the Year- Probz whatever Gwood breaks this weekend

Worst Case of the Year- Gen. 4 nuk. reactors

Ultimate Kritik- only one I saw was a McWhorter K

Counterplan of the Year- I don't care as long as it isn't States

Best DA- Bubble D/As(backwards and Forwards)

Worst DA- Any oil D/A

Best Card- Xie 08

Worst Card- Any card from the Onion(haha)

 

Fastest Debater- Brad Bolman or Myra Miliam they're both quick

 

Best Word Economy- Probz Forrest Brown

 

Best Spreaders- Forrest/Will

 

Best Speakers- Seth Carver/ Cody Hagan

 

Most improved team- Sieggy/Brittany

 

Team that will likely become great-

 

Best adapters- Myra/Sarah

 

Most likely to run Irony- i guess Gwood

 

Most likely to amaze you with a cool position-Gwood FO SHO

 

Most likely to take off shirt- Preston Reynolds most likely because it def. happens

 

Judge of the Year - Aaron(don't know his last name, judge at Pembrroke)

 

Panel of the year - (Cassville) Cody, Seth, Haley, Sarah, Will, another Nixa girl, and random lay

 

Ballot of the year (text) - probz the Cassville ballots that said things about writing a bubblegum or chair case

 

Best Run Tourney- Parkview

 

Worst Run Tourney- West Plains love the team though

 

Most qualified Judging pool Tourney- Hillcrest

 

Worst qualified Judging pool Tourney - West Plains

 

Most interesting tourny moment - Fo sho quarters at Parkview

 

Most Admired coach (NOT your own)- JMac, Spenis(Spencer Harris), Horner, or Brandy

 

Squad of the Year (NOT your own)- Gwood or Central

 

Person who has contributed the most to the program- Tuckness

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Best 1A- Mr. Hagan (Cody Hagan that is)

Best 2A-Sarah Godwin

Best 1N- Myra Miliam

Best 2N- Brad Bolman

 

Best Team- Sarah/Myra

Best LDer- Zack(Kpoo)

 

Best Negative Position- Bubble D/As

Worst Negative Postion- Any oil D/A

Case of the Year- Probz whatever Gwood breaks this weekend

Worst Case of the Year- carbon tax

Ultimate Kritik- ehh idk

Counterplan of the Year- free market

Best DA- Bubble D/As(backwards and Forwards)

Worst DA- Any oil D/A

Best Card- fryar 80

Worst Card- cards from the Onion

 

Fastest Debater- Myra Miliam

 

Best Word Economy- Forrest Brown

 

Best Spreaders- Forrest/Will

 

Best Speakers- Seth Carver/ Cody Hagan

 

Most improved team- Sieggy/Brittany

 

Team that will likely become great- sieggy/brittany

 

Best adapters- Myra/Sarah

 

Most likely to run Irony- some kc team

 

Most likely to amaze you with a cool position-Gwood

 

Most likely to take off shirt- Preston Reynolds

 

Judge of the Year - judge from pembroke against some random kc team (cant remember his name)

 

Panel of the year - Panel for Peyton and Chas at Cassville Seth. Cody, Haley, Sarah, etc

 

Ballot of the year (text) - Facial piercing kind of distracting you're pretty you don't need it

 

Best Run Tourney- Parkview

 

Worst Run Tourney- West Plains stilll LOVE the team though

 

Most qualified Judging pool Tourney- Hillcrest

 

Worst qualified Judging pool Tourney - West Plains

 

Most interesting tourny moment - Sarah/Haleys round at parkview

 

Most Admired coach (NOT your own)- JMac,Spencer Harris, or Horner

 

Squad of the Year (NOT your own)- Gwood

 

Person who has contributed the most to the program- Tuckness

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I haven't seen a lot of people, so this is limited to my own little world.

 

Best 1A- Borrest Frown

Best 2A- Will Pearson

Best 1N- Myra Milam

Best 2N- Ben Campbell (considering my record against his 2NRs...)

 

Best Team- Will/Forrest (although I'm biased...)

Best LDer- Devin Kelsey from what I've heard

 

Best Negative Position- Don't pick a winner

Worst Negative Postion- Counterplans without text and Vagueness

Case of the Year- GTMHRs (when not run by me)

Worst Case of the Year- ZPE or that awful Neosho Hydropower case...

Ultimate Kritik- What's a kritik?

Counterplan of the Year- Lopez

Best DA- Politics was fun

Worst DA- Business Confidence, Oil, Spending, Indian Modeling and the French Nuclear Disad. Almost everything that my fellow Central sophomores and I ran at the first couple of tournaments, really.

Best Card- Anything written by Helen Caldicott. Ever. EDIT: For the person who tried to neg rep me: this was a joke. It is for people like you that there should be a sarcasm arrow, brazenly informing you of things that normally fly over your head like planes over Dresden.

Worst Card- Almost anything written by Makhijani. What's his deal?

 

Fastest Debater- Thomas Andrews was the fastest I saw at non-camp

 

Best Word Economy- Forrest (lol)

 

Best Spreaders- I think Seth/Cody did it decently, but I really can't recall someone who did it devastatingly during the year

 

Best Speakers- Seth and Forrest

 

Most improved team- Jeff and Chey (who will also become great). Although Thomas also improved a ton.

 

Team that will likely become great- TomTom and anyone who can breathe.

 

Best adapters- Will and Forrest are pretty dandy at it

 

Most likely to run Irony- Webb City? Marshfield might.

 

Most likely to amaze you with a cool position- Marshfield had some pretty interesting positions, as did the Parkview novice (Ministry of Magic = yes)

 

Most likely to take off shirt- Webb City. Specifically Preston. Or maybe Elijah... Neither would surprise me. :(

 

Judge of the Year -

 

Panel of the year - I'm sure it would be some panel I didn't get. I always got two good judges and then a random screwy one.

 

Ballot of the year (text) - "Don't cross your legs" (Directed at my skirt-wearing partner)

 

Best Run Tourney- I imagine Parkview went well? Really anything besides districts. Debate and IEs both were just silly.

 

Worst Run Tourney- Pattonville wasn't smooth at all...

 

Most qualified Judging pool Tourney- uhm... I've heard good things about Hillcrest and Parkview

 

Worst qualified Judging pool Tourney - Clayton, probably. Except that random med student guy. He was BA

 

Most interesting tourney moment - ...?

 

Most Admired coach (NOT your own)- Wedge

 

Squad of the Year (NOT your own)- Pembroke

 

Person who has contributed the most to the program- I'm not sure I understand. Tuckness fuels the Central chapter strength. Does that count?

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Ok, I've been a very good college first-year. I haven't posted at all. But this thread is particularly egregious. There is really only one appropriate set of answers to your Bearific Awards post.

 

Best 1A- Forrest Brown

Best 2A- Forrest Brown

Best 1N- Forrest Brown

Best 2N- Forrest Brown

 

Best Team- Forrest Brown/Whoever

Best LDer- Forrest Brown, whenever he condescends to such a format

 

Best Negative Position- The ones Forrest cuts

Worst Negative Postion- The ones Forrest doesn't cut

Case of the Year- GTMHRs, because Forrest ran it. If he ran something else, then that would be the case of the year.

Worst Case of the Year- All of them, except the ones Forrest ran.

Ultimate Kritik- Doesn't matter.

Counterplan of the Year- Doesn't matter.

Best DA- Doesn't matter.

Worst DA- Doesn't matter.

Best Card- Alexander

Worst Card- Doesn't matter.

Fastest Debater- Forrest against Speed is like a Tank against a night-stick-wielding rent-a-cop

Best Word Economy- Forrest

 

Best Spreaders- Forrest and, well, Forrest

 

Best Speakers- Forrest

 

Most improved team- Improvement is for the weak.

 

Team that will likely become great- ditto

 

Best adapters- Forrest

 

Most likely to run Irony- Doesn't matter.

 

Most likely to amaze you with a cool position- Forrest

 

Most likely to take off shirt- Doesn't matter. This is debate!

 

Judge of the Year - Forrest.

 

Panel of the year - The one's that take pity for the team that Forrest debates. But still votes for Forrest.

 

Ballot of the year (text) - Forrest doesn't need to read ballots.

 

Best Run Tourney- Doesn't matter.

 

Worst Run Tourney- Doesn't matter.

 

Most qualified Judging pool Tourney- Doesn't matter.

 

Worst qualified Judging pool Tourney - Doesn't matter.

 

Most interesting tourney moment - Has Forrest ever said anything uninteresting?

 

Most Admired coach (NOT your own)- Doesn't matter.

 

Squad of the Year (NOT your own)- Doesn't matter.

 

Person who has contributed the most to the program- Forrest.

 

Now, you might think I'm biased. But I'm not. The above responses are as timeless and true as "the square root of 2 is irrational" and "Jamie Pawlikowski is larger than a breadbox." Can we all now agree that the issue has been settled?

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Ok, I've been a very good college first-year. I haven't posted at all. But this thread is particularly egregious. There is really only one appropriate set of answers to your Bearific Awards post.

 

Best 1A- Forrest Brown

Best 2A- Forrest Brown

Best 1N- Forrest Brown

Best 2N- Forrest Brown

 

Best Team- Forrest Brown/Whoever

Best LDer- Forrest Brown, whenever he condescends to such a format

 

Best Negative Position- The ones Forrest cuts

Worst Negative Postion- The ones Forrest doesn't cut

Case of the Year- GTMHRs, because Forrest ran it. If he ran something else, then that would be the case of the year.

Worst Case of the Year- All of them, except the ones Forrest ran.

Ultimate Kritik- Doesn't matter.

Counterplan of the Year- Doesn't matter.

Best DA- Doesn't matter.

Worst DA- Doesn't matter.

Best Card- Alexander

Worst Card- Doesn't matter.

Fastest Debater- Forrest against Speed is like a Tank against a night-stick-wielding rent-a-cop

Best Word Economy- Forrest

 

Best Spreaders- Forrest and, well, Forrest

 

Best Speakers- Forrest

 

Most improved team- Improvement is for the weak.

 

Team that will likely become great- ditto

 

Best adapters- Forrest

 

Most likely to run Irony- Doesn't matter.

 

Most likely to amaze you with a cool position- Forrest

 

Most likely to take off shirt- Doesn't matter. This is debate!

 

Judge of the Year - Forrest.

 

Panel of the year - The one's that take pity for the team that Forrest debates. But still votes for Forrest.

 

Ballot of the year (text) - Forrest doesn't need to read ballots.

 

Best Run Tourney- Doesn't matter.

 

Worst Run Tourney- Doesn't matter.

 

Most qualified Judging pool Tourney- Doesn't matter.

 

Worst qualified Judging pool Tourney - Doesn't matter.

 

Most interesting tourney moment - Has Forrest ever said anything uninteresting?

 

Most Admired coach (NOT your own)- Doesn't matter.

 

Squad of the Year (NOT your own)- Doesn't matter.

 

Person who has contributed the most to the program- Forrest.

 

Now, you might think I'm biased. But I'm not. The above responses are as timeless and true as "the square root of 2 is irrational" and "Jamie Pawlikowski is larger than a breadbox." Can we all now agree that the issue has been settled?

The long awaited return of Nick Ramsey to cross-x ladies and gentlemen!

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Best LDer- Zack(Kpoo)

 

1) Zach Hamilton spells his name with an "h", not a "k."

2)Zach Hamilton is a horrible debater. That's why I dommed that kid the 3 times we debated this year. Prelims at Hillcrest, Sems at Republic, 3rd Round of NFL....which he got like what? 7th? 8th? Yeah, best LDer in the state right there.

3)Clearly what I just said was mean. However, Zach is one sick mofo. And it's for that reason that he isn't going to Nats in Congress....DQed!!!! If you knew, you'd understand.... and you'd laugh.

4)Best LDer by far is still Omar. Even though he's gone.

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1) Zach Hamilton spells his name with an "h", not a "k."

2)Zach Hamilton is a horrible debater. That's why I dommed that kid the 3 times we debated this year. Prelims at Hillcrest, Sems at Republic, 3rd Round of NFL....which he got like what? 7th? 8th? Yeah, best LDer in the state right there.

3)Clearly what I just said was mean. However, Zach is one sick mofo. And it's for that reason that he isn't going to Nats in Congress....DQed!!!! If you knew, you'd understand.... and you'd laugh.

4)Best LDer by far is still Omar. Even though he's gone.

That had purpose....

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Clearly, YOU don't know what he got kicked out of debate for.

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