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This song is just painful to hear... enough said.

 

Independent by Webbie

M.M.Mouse Dropped A Track

 

I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Kno Wat That Mean Mane [x2]

She Got Her Own House

She Got Her Own Car

Two Jobs Work Hard U A Bad Broad

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

 

I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Kno Wat That Mean

Baby Phat Jus Relax Front Ya Own Flat Screen

Back Rubs Cook Clean And Don't Make Her Make Her Seen

When U Call Her On Her Cellular

She Tell She Don't Need

Not A God Damn Thing You A Hot Damn Thing

If U Think U Finna Get Her With A God Damn Chain

You Insane Boy You Betta Get Some God Damn Change

She A Fool Been In School Even Walked Across The Stage

She Say I Love Webbie From His Looks To His Ways

The Stilletos The Jays Depend On How The Weather Look

Flip Flops Slippers Jus To Show Off The Pedicure

Flip Flop Niggas Depend On How The Cheddar Look

She'll Buy Her Own I Don't Think She 'll Never Look

In A Man Face Standin Waitin For Him To Take Care Of Her

She'll Rather Go To Work And Pay The Bills On Schedule

 

I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Kno Wat That Mean Mane [x2]

She Got Her Own House

She Got Her Own Car

Two Jobs Work Hard U A Bad Broad

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

 

She A Dumb Dime Diva

Gutta Like Keisha

Work That Meat Up

She A Good Freaker

She Stay On Her Shit

She Got Her Own Shit

She Don't Never Trip

All She Want Is That Dick

She Bossy Flossy

Keep Them Hoes Off Me

Gutta Lil Slang Mane I Love When She Talkin

A Independent Chick Do U Kno Wat That Mean

She Cook She Clean Never Smell Like Onion Rings

22s On Her Whip Oh She Do It Large

And She Break A Nigga Off Got A Nigga Spoil

She A Bad Lil Chick A Fly Lil Chick

Hit Me On My Phone She Like To Buy That Dick

Got Her Stunna Shades Lookin Like Something

Stallion Hair Long She A Nice Sumthing

She Like To Go To The Mall Everyday For A Outfit

Hair Did Nails Did Independent Wat She Call That

 

I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Kno Wat That Mean Mane [x2]

She Got Her Own House

She Got Her Own Car

Two Jobs Work Hard U A Bad Broad

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

 

[Lil Boosie:]

She Got Her Own House

Drive Her Own Whip

Range Rover All White Like Her Toe Tips

She Got A Pretty Smile

Smell Real Good

The Only Time She Need Mane For That Good Jugg

They Buy The Bar Too

They Superstars Too

They Be Like You Ain't Got No Money

Take You Broke Taill Home

Baby Phat They On

They Clothes Match They Phone

They Be Like Yea! When They Song Come On

Leave The Club Kinda Early Cause They Gotta Go To Work

I Mess With Supervisors Who Got Credit Like Big Turk

So Dusty Feet Please Don't Bother Me

I Got Independent Dimes On My Mind Who Spoil Me

Coogi Hat Coogi Fit So Sick

That's A Gift From My Independent Chick Yes Sir

Tryna Get To Her Gotta Be Yourself Mane

Cause She Got Her Own Money

She Don't Need No Help Mane

 

I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Kno Wat That Mean Mane [x2]

She Got Her Own House

She Got Her Own Car

Two Jobs Work Hard U A Bad Broad

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

If U Ain't On Sit Down

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London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, Falling down.

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair lady.

Take a key and lock her up,

Lock her up, Lock her up.

Take a key and lock her up,

My fair lady.

How will we build it up,

Build it up, Build it up?

How will we build it up,

My fair lady?

Build it up with silver and gold,

Silver and gold, Silver and gold.

Build it up with silver and gold,

My fair lady.

Gold and silver I have none,

I have none, I have none.

Gold and silver I have none,

My fair lady.

Build it up with needles and pins,

Needles and pins, Needles and pins.

Build it up with needles and pins,

My fair lady.

Pins and needles bend and break,

Bend and break, Bend and break.

Pins and needles bend and break,

My fair lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,

Wood and clay, Wood and clay.

Build it up with wood and clay,

My fair lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,

Wash away, Wash away.

Wood and clay will wash away,

My fair lady.

Build it up with stone so strong,

Stone so strong, Stone so strong.

Build it up with stone so strong,

My fair lady. Stone so strong will last so long,

Last so long, Last so long.

Stone so strong will last so long,

My fair lady.

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i heard the WORST song.

 

Our song is the slamming screen door,

Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window

When we're on the phone and you talk real slow

Cause it's late and your mama don't know

Our song is the way you laugh

The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"

And when I got home ... before I said amen

Asking God if he could play it again

 

really? wouldn't talking QUIETLY be more appropriate? or is mama just so used to fast-talkers that she doesn't pick up on the slow ones?

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[speaking:]

Hey, Dem 30/30 Boyz, Soulja Boy and Arab

We got somthin new for y'all

When somebody be in your face

Just on your nerves, just talkin and talkin

And you just don't wanna hear it

Just be like "Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh! "

 

[Chorus:]

(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!

(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!

(Is Collipark-) Yah, Yah, Trick, Yah Yahhh!

(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next-) Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick!

 

[Hook:]

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face (Yahhh!)

 

[Verse 1: Arab]

Let me tell you about the life

And how you live when you is a star

Every single place you go

The people run up to your car

Everybody wants to talk, and everybody wants to jive

Everybody wants a handshake, or want a high five

And these ugly girls always got a friend

That wants to talk to you

(Snitch, Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick)

(And your friend, Yahhh, Yahhh Too!)

Ain't got time for chitchat

I'm tryin to get this money

So get up out my face

You doo doo head dummy

 

[Chorus:]

(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!

(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!

(Is Collipark-) Yah, Yah, Trick, Yah Yahhh!

(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next-) Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick!

 

[Hook:]

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face, ho!

Get out my face (Yahhh!)

 

[Verse 2: Soulja Boy]

Dawg, get out my face, I'm startin to get mad

Walkin up

(Soulja Boy, Can I have your autograph?) Trick, Yahhh, Trick!

Leave me alone, let me get some peace

I'm sittin at the house and a shawty can't sleep

Leave me alone folk, before I have to knock your lights out

(Hey Soulja Boy, when that new Stacks on Deck cd coming out?)

Snitch, Yahhh, Trick!

Snitch, Yahhh, Trick!

Snitch, Yahhh, Ya, Yah, Ya, Yahh, Ya, Trick

 

[Chorus:]

(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!

(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Trick, Yahhh!

(Is Collipark-) Yah, Yah, Trick, Yah Yahhh!

(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next-) Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick!

 

[Hook:]

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face!

Get out my face (Yahhh!)

 

[Talking:]

Hey Soulja Boy I Love Those Sneakers Man

Me and my brother, man we diggin ya man (super dig)

I mean, I'm the king of your fan club man

I mean, I just ya one day and I was like "that guy, he's gonna make it"

(he's gonna make it, I already know)

I was on your myspace man-

 

(Yahhh Trick, Ya Yahh, Ya Yah Yah, Ya Yah)

[Laughing]

(Yah [Laughing] Yahhhh, Bitch)

(Shut up!)

(Yahhhh, don't you get it?)

[With Beat

(Yah)

(Ah)

(Ah)

(Yahhh)

[Laughter]

Y-A-A-H-H-H

 

I still like your sneaker though

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that song gives me massive amounts of hope for my lyric-writing ability. but i'm not sure if i want to write club songs. *shrug* money's money.

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Oh

Oh Oh

 

Oh, Oh

 

Oh Yeah

 

You have so many relationships in this life,

But only one or two will last.

You go through all the pain and strife,

Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.

 

Oh yeah. And They're gone so fast. yeah

 

Oh, so hold on to the ones who really care,

In the end they'll be the only ones there.

When you get old and start losing your hair,

Can you tell me who will still care?

Can you tell me who will still care?

 

Oh, oh yeah, yeah!

 

Chorus:

 

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

yeah eh yeah

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

yeah eh yeah

 

said Oh yeah, in an MMMBop they're gone. Yeah.

yeah eh yeah

 

Plant a seed, plant a flower,

Plant a rose, you can plant any one of those

Keep planting to find out which one grows.

It's a secret no one knows.

It's a secret no one knows.

Oh, 'oes no one knows.

 

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

yeah eh yeah

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

yeah eh yeah

 

in an MMMbop theyre gone,

In an MMMbop there not there

in an MMMbop theyre gone,

In an MMMbop there not there, eh eh,

 

An ya say you dont care,

oh oh, But ya dont care

 

yeah yeh

 

 

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

yeah eh yeah

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

 

 

e yeah e

 

Eh can ya tell me, Oh,

You Know you can but you dont know

 

can ya tell me, Oh yeah

You Say you can but you dont know

 

Can ya tell me?

Ohhh, You Know you can but you dont know

 

Can ya tell me?

You Say you can but you dont know

 

can ya tell me,

You say you can but you dont knowww uh whoa oh

 

You say you can but ya dont know

 

You dont know huh

dont know whoa oh a whoaa, Oh

 

MMMbop

Doo bop

Doo Bop

Doo

Yeah e Yeah

 

MMMbop Ohh yeah

Doo bop

Doo Bop

Doo

Oh yeah e

 

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

yeah eh yeah

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

oh oh a whoa

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

oh a whoa

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba

dubi da ba do ba

tick a ta ba doo

ohh yeah e yeah e

 

Eh can you tell me?

Oh, Ya know ya can but ya dont know

Can you tell me?

You say you can but ya dont knowwwwww ohohhh whoaaa wwww

Say ya can but che dont knowww ow owwwwwwwww

 

No

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I really like how so many lines rhyme with each other because they end with the same word...

 

 

Step one you say we need to talk

He walks you say sit down it's just a talk

He smiles politely back at you

You stare politely right on through

Some sort of window to your right

As he goes left and you stay right

Between the lines of fear and blame

And you begin to wonder why you came

 

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend

Somewhere along in the bitterness

And I would have stayed up with you all night

Had I known how to save a life

 

Let him know that you know best

Cause after all you do know best

Try to slip past his defense

Without granting innocence

Lay down a list of what is wrong

The things you've told him all along

And pray to God he hears you

And pray to God he hears you

 

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend

Somewhere along in the bitterness

And I would have stayed up with you all night

Had I known how to save a life

 

As he begins to raise his voice

You lower yours and grant him one last choice

Drive until you lose the road

Or break with the ones you've followed

He will do one of two things

He will admit to everything

Or he'll say he's just not the same

And you'll begin to wonder why you came

 

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend

Somewhere along in the bitterness

And I would have stayed up with you all night

Had I known how to save a life

 

How to save a life

How to save a life

 

And Fall Out Boy's Sugar We're Going Down is an excellent entry Dylan. My first roommate freshman year had two songs on his playlist, that one and some love song mash-up that uses soundbytes from Jerry Maguire. I can never watch that movie again and I still have nightmares about FOB...

Edited by Fox Sans Socks

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GUMMI BEARS

 

BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE

 

Wait, that's actually the best song ever. Nevermind.

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edit: I have to give them credit, though, for melodic phrasing. I love that stuff.

 

Hey there,

I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all.

Where you are and how you feel.

With these lights off as these wheels

keep rolling on and on. (and on and on and on...)

Slow things down or speed them up.

Not enough or way too much. (and on and on and on...)

How are you when I'm gone?

 

[Chorus:]

And I can't make it on my own.

(And I can't make it on my own.)

Because my heart is in Ohio.

So cut my wrists and black my eyes.

(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)

So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.

Because you kill me.

You know you do, you kill me well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until my final breath is gone.

 

Spare me just three last words.

"I love you" is all she heard.

I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever.

[x2]

 

[Chorus:]

And I can't make it on my own.

(And I can't make it on my own.)

Because my heart is in Ohio.

So cut my wrists and black my eyes.

(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)

So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.

Because you kill me.

You know you do, you kill me well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until my final breath is gone.

 

You know you do, you kill me well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until my final breath is gone.

 

(YOU...KILL...ME...WELL)

So cut my wrists and black my eyes.

My final breath is gone

So I can fall asleep tonight

 

[Chorus:]

And I can't make it on my own.

(And I can't make it on my own.)

Because my heart is in Ohio.

So cut my wrists and black my eyes.

(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)

So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.

Because you kill me.

You know you do, you kill me well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until my final breath is gone.

 

(YOU...KILL...ME...WELL)

You know you do, you kill me well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until my final breath is gone.

[to fade]

Edited by Hellfish

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In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire

lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.

With his long wooden pipe,

fuzzy, woolly toes,

he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

 

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins

He's only three feet tall

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins

The bravest little hobbit of them all

 

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know

They don't like to hurry and they take things slow

They don't like to travel away from home

They just want to eat and be left alone

But one day Bilbo was asked to go

on a big adventure to the caves below,

to help some dwarves get back their gold

that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

 

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins

He's only three feet tall

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins

The bravest little hobbit of them all

 

Well he fought with the goblins!

He battled a troll!

He riddled with Gollum!

A magic ring he stole!

He was chased by wolves!

Lost in the forest!

Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!

 

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins

The bravest little hobbit of them all

 

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,

that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,

just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold

a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

 

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins

He's only three feet tall

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins

The bravest little hobbit of them all

 

(Maybe I'm biased because the video is fucking creepy.)

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LMAO that is awesome

 

 

putchyo hoood up!

putchyo hoood up!

putchyo hoood up!

putchyo hoood up!

 

now, there is a funny version of this song done by Set Your Goals....it is worth at least checking out

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They're serious?! I thought they were just selling out to thirteen-year-olds.

 

chris jay talks some shit on simple plan in a feeble attempt to cover up his secret passion for them

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