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Hello everyone

I have been looking for the JCP or Religious Revival Counter plan for a while now and I cannot find where to get it. If anyone has a copy and can send me one that would be awesome. Thanks in advance

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Sounds really stupid and good to be Ked by Nietz, however what does it say.

Because Nietzsche jives well with affs...

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I used to have a similar file. It's pretty cool cause no one has responses to Christianity key to heg. But it's pretty easy to impact turn, i.e. Jesus is a semanticist neotextual construction created by 18th century clergy in an attempt to force the population to reconceptualize their predialectic discussions of ontology, which kills the US economy. Yeah... after that round we stopped running it, and just read the Heg Good K.

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Consult Jesus Counterplan

 

Plan- Before doing the affirmative team plan, JESUS MUST BE CONSULTED. Later speeches will clarify, and perms must come in writing for fairness.

 

A. This is a non-topical counterplan- we act through Jesus, not the federal government.

 

B. Net Benefits: The counterplan avoids Fism, Politics, and a lot of other things, because the action comes from a higher power, not the Federal Government

 

C. If You Want Eternal Life You Must Consult Jesus

Svensson, 2002 (Allan, Christian) “Parapsychology and spiritism.” P.

http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/PAGE71.HTM

None other than Jesus can save us from the coming wrath.If you want the eternal life that God has promised you must consult Jesus. He is the only mediator between God and us.

 

D. Solvency

1. God Cares And Knows Of Your Problems

Sermons4u2.org, 2002. “HOW TO PRAY ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS II CHRONICLES

20:1-30.” P. http://www.sermons4u2.org/new_page_43.htm

If we are not careful we will develop the attitude of the disciples when they were caught in a storm. Master, don't you even care that we are all about to perish. ( Mark 4:38 ) You must understand that God does know about and cares about your problem. 1 Peter 5:7 Tells us that we can cast all of our cares on Him because He cares for us. Jehoshaphat knew and understood this truth. Therefore he could talk to God about his problem.

 

2. God can solve all of your problems if you just ask

David Jeremiah, no date, accessed 2006, “No Problem!”

Maybe you’ve felt “lost in space” at times. You’re drifting along, caught in the malaise of a problem, without a clue as to how to get “home.” You feel completely helpless to solve the problem you’re facing, and you don’t know anyone who can. You know God can solve problems; but in your darkest moments, you wonder if He is even working on it. Days go by—dark, cold, silent days, drifting through space—and it seems as if even God is stumped by the situation you’re in.

 

3. When God Solves Your Problems, Its Solved

Sermons4u2.org, 2002. “HOW TO PRAY ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS II CHRONICLES

20:1-30.” P. http://www.sermons4u2.org/new_page_43.htm

When God solves your problem it's solved. There is no need for you to continue to struggle with it any longer. He will give you peace concerning your problem. I want you to notice that God did not remove the problem, God conquered the problem, God defeated the problem. That is the way it is with salvation. You don't save Yourselves, God saves you as you trust in the finished work of the Lord Jesus Christ. When you get saved God doesn't remove the sinful nature that you have, He conquers it. He forgives and cleanses you and I of our sin. All we do is sing praises to Him for the wonderful work He has done on our behalf.

 

 

and heres the A2:

Affirmative Answers 2: Consult Jesus CP

 

1.) God Is Fake And The Bible Is False.

 

www.ethicalatheist.com, 2002. “Science, Truth And The Church.”

p. http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/...nd_science.html

Among atheists, the schizophrenic nature of the religious mind is among the most frustrating and baffling aspects of religion. How can believers continue to have faith in an explanation that has been proven time and time again to be false!?!? Why do human beings not reject organizations that continue to tell them lies!? These are dangerous human beings and more dangerous groups. They have committed horrendous atrocities throughout history in the name of their God. They have done this whenever they have attained a certain level of popularity or authority within their country either via the church or government. Be afraid of these groups and never let down your guard of the separation between Church and State. Scientific truths have continually shown the Bible to be a book of lies. Is it any wonder that Adam was forbidden to eat from the

"tree of knowledge"?!

 

2.) Turn – Terrorists continue to attack America and other countries because of what they believe in. They don’t think they are doing anything wrong, they think that god wants them to follow out his orders.

 

3.) Who do we consult? Many religions have more than one god and you can not accept Christianity as the ONLY religion.

 

4.) There is NO brightline, I could be god, are we going to consult me?

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we're having a fake round in class today where the novice have to point out everything the champs do wrong. i'm neg and the coach said we could go all out.

I love this counterplan, conditionally.

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Consult Jesus Counterplan

 

Plan- Before doing the affirmative team plan, JESUS MUST BE CONSULTED. Later speeches will clarify, and perms must come in writing for fairness.

 

A. This is a non-topical counterplan- we act through Jesus, not the federal government.

 

B. Net Benefits: The counterplan avoids Fism, Politics, and a lot of other things, because the action comes from a higher power, not the Federal Government

 

*chuckles*

 

Just a side note, Consult Counterplans still use the USFG, so you don't actually avoid disads to plan action.

 

(Sorry, it had to be said.)

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*chuckles*

 

Just a side note, Consult Counterplans still use the USFG, so you don't actually avoid disads to plan action.

 

(Sorry, it had to be said.)

 

lol.

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Net Ben: consult jesus -> consult on other issues.

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/1007-03.htm in 05

 

And "now again", Mr Bush is quoted as telling the two, "I feel God's words coming to me: 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East.' And by God, I'm gonna do it."

 

MID-EAST PEACE SOLVES NUC. WAR

 

 

 

 

PRAYER KEY TO HEG.

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/1007-03.htm in 05

 

after giving the order to invade in March 2003, he walked in the White House garden, praying "that our troops be safe, be protected by the Almighty"

[insert Kahlilizad]

 

 

 

 

It's fun making up silly little arguments, but now I must go back to cutting real cards...

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What do you say to perm do the cp?

 

well, in order to perm, you would have to get down on one knee and pray.

then the neg would respond by saying, jesus knows that you didn't mean it! you're plan is illegit in the eyes of jesus and that's all that matters!!!

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well, in order to perm, you would have to get down on one knee and pray.

then the neg would respond by saying, jesus knows that you didn't mean it! you're plan is illegit in the eyes of jesus and that's all that matters!!!

That's unprovable. There's an equal risk that the counterplan fails for the same reason. Also, its perm do the cp... so that applies equally to the counterplan...

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That's unprovable. There's an equal risk that the counterplan fails for the same reason. Also, its perm do the cp... so that applies equally to the counterplan...

 

i'm too tired for this.

i'll respond properly tomorrow.

i would love to run this as a joke.

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How are you gonna ask Jesus...oh that's right, pray to God. Seriously wtf. I'd rather run Consult the Ministry of Magic.

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How are you gonna ask Jesus...oh that's right, pray to God. Seriously wtf. I'd rather run Consult the Ministry of Magic.

 

can you send me that? (i'm hoping you weren't being sarcastic and that the CP actually exists).

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How are you gonna ask Jesus...oh that's right, pray to God. Seriously wtf. I'd rather run Consult the Ministry of Magic.
can you send me that? (i'm hoping you weren't being sarcastic and that the CP actually exists).

 

Plan- Prior to passage of the affirmative advocacy, the Ministry of Magic will be consulted

A. This is an extra-topical counterplan- though the plan is passed through the USFG, the Ministry of magic is consulted prior to passage of the advocacy

 

B. Net Benefits: The CP stops extinction which Dark Wizards cause, increase hegemony (as other countries will like us more if they know we can magic them away), avoids corruption, disease, infrastructure, lack of resources, war, etc.

 

C. Wizards are (fucking) awesome

Harry Potter in 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2007 and Lord of the Rings in 1954 and 1955

 

If you have seen Lord of The rings or read the books, or seen any of the Harry Potter or read the books, you'll agree. Wizards are (fucking) awesome

 

Gandalf killed a Balrog (Big Fire giant), went through Fangorn Forest unharmed, removed power from Sarumon, the dark white wizard, destroyed legions of orcs and fought off a Nazgul ( A Dragon, except a whole lot angrier) unharmed

 

Dumbledore took down the dark wizard Grindelwald, researched the philosopher's stone and succeeded in creating one, found the dozen uses of dragon blood, is the only wizard Voldemort ever feared, successfully dueled Voldemort, and told Harry Potter how to beat Voldemort. Not to mention was in general, the greatest (In-world in Harry Potter) Wizard ever.

 

D. Solvency

Magic gives witches and wizards abilities reaching the infinite in number

Harry Potter in 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2007 (paraphrased)

 

Magic allows wizards the ability to ignore natural laws, such as instant production of food, water, and other necessities, including medicine or prevention of terminal illnesses

 

 

E. Advantages

Aurors are the Special Forces paramilitary operators in the wizarding world-they are the best at killing dark wizards

Harry Potter in 2003, 2005, 2007 (paraphrased)

 

Wizards and Witches go through extreme training measures in order to join the ranks, requiring at least five Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests, and excellent marks in potion-making, stealth, disguise, location and concealment, among other tests. They are also proficient in all manners of information extrapolation, brilliant, and among the best in spell-casting

 

Dark Wizards cause extinction

Harry Potter in 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2007 (paraphrased)

 

Voldemort organizes the Death Eaters, his loyal group of witches and wizards who pursue the dark arts, freely kill muggles and track down and murder witches and wizards who tolerate Muggles and “mudbloods," magic makers from Muggle families. "

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A. This is a non-topical counterplan- the processions of passage are acted through the Ministry of Magic, not the USFG

 

 

 

And, nobody listened.

 

Sigh. Typical.

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