Funniest Judge Comments

[JaredCroitoru 197]

The best one every : RFD : 

I looked at the Resolution , and yeah Normalize Trade Realtions how is this topical , they were off topic , and they were illogical 

 

 

 oops also no speed reading when i said not to ...   

 

 Yeah red bull before  having  a really lay judge = not a good idea

[Zuul 666]

The best one every : RFD : 

I looked at the Resolution , and yeah Normalize Trade Realtions how is this topical , they were off topic , and they were illogical 

 

What

[Chaos 2587]

What

 

The Best One Ever:

 

"RFD: I looked at the resolution, and yeah... normalize trade relations? How is this topical? They were off topic, and they were illogical."

[pigasus 289]

"the neg debated too well for me to vote for them"

[JaredCroitoru 197]

The judge was very lay . His comments where  i dont understand the CP , they both have the UN , the plan and the CP , so that was weird , the Aff was off topic I looked at the resolution on this sheet right here 

 

 yeah

[glg1995 309]

Finals of some tournament a while ago. we run this baudrillard martyr argument, which in simple terms says, debate is bad, those who participate should be punished vote both of us down. All 3 RFDs were something like: UCWoodlawn definitely won all of the arguments they presented, and I would drop both of you but the tournament director said I had to chose, so I unfortunately vote aff on presumption. Didn't play out how I wanted it too but I got a good laugh out of it. (This wasn't a serious tournament, it like broke to semis)

[lbchuck1 256]

Finals of some tournament a while ago. we run this baudrillard martyr argument, which in simple terms says, debate is bad, those who participate should be punished vote both of us down. All 3 RFDs were something like: UCWoodlawn definitely won all of the arguments they presented, and I would drop both of you but the tournament director said I had to chose, so I unfortunately vote aff on presumption. Didn't play out how I wanted it too but I got a good laugh out of it. (This wasn't a serious tournament, it like broke to semis)

What;s the cite to this?

[glg1995 309]

What;s the cite to this?

It was on my old computer, I'll try to dig it up for you. it was 2 cards from simulacra and simulation for the 1NC. 

[blacksareontology 56]

edit for getting so much neg rep. 

Edited April 26, 2014 by learningdb8

[Snarf 3598]

My partner and I were debating some kids at Valley, and the 1NC stands up to give his speech. He is quite coherent, and makes it hard to comprehend his speech, but nonetheless we keep flowing until he gets stuck on this word in his tag. He says it about 12 times (not kidding) before he stutters and says, "Cut the card there." In CX I was like, " Where do we cut the card since you never read it?" 

 

Nonetheless, I think this is a funny story. 

Making fun of people with speaking disabilities isn't funny at all

[SnarkosaurusRex 2831]

Making fun of people with speaking disabilities isn't funny at all

It's also not even a judge comment so I'm not sure why it belongs in this thread at all.

[Hatter 20]

I'm not even sure if this is true, but my coach tells this story: " So I was hanging out with bob (I can't remember his name, so he's bob) and I said "Bob how was your last round?" Bob "well I gave some girl a ten" my coach "What!?!?" Bob "Yeah she called someone an idiot, so I gave her a ten. I would have given here a zero, but I think tab would have changed it."

[EasleyTheBest 46]

" You have speak-able eyes, I don't know what the word is for it."

 

 

"Holy signposting Batman!"

[johnsmith59 18]

"The perm of the CP proves the negative to be true so I negate"

 

This was the RFD in an LD round I participated in at the state tournament.

[Xil 30]

"Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't say fuck in round."

30 speaks still, not sure why i didn't get less.

 

"Your foul language is going to be the death of this event. I can't believe you think it's okay to be so vulgar in an academic setting."

Ironically enough, the only foul language I used this round was saying 'bullshit' once as a part of our alternative, which was speaking bullshit.

 

"The RFD was ashtar."
3-0 against me and my partner freshman year because we had no clue what to do.

Edited July 25, 2014 by Xil

[Hannahkiin 418]

 "Your foul language is going to be the death of this event. I can't believe you think it's okay to be so vulgar in an academic setting."

Ironically enough, the only foul language I used this round was saying 'bullshit' once as a part of our alternative, which was speaking bullshit.

I've had someone get on me about quoting part of their card for an indict, because the quote included "bullshit".

[CrypticKitten 87]

I've had someone get on me about quoting part of their card for an indict, because the quote included "bullshit".

That could be reasonable if that was at like a lay high school tournament. 

[Hannahkiin 418]

That could be reasonable if that was at like a lay high school tournament.

 

Nope. It was actually one of my lab leaders judging a practice round.