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we were neg - "Even though the aff drops CP and the neg wins case, I vote aff on presumption."

 

again, we were neg, and the aff team ran extra-T on us. "Don't wait until the 2AR to run extra-T." she made no mention of the fact that they ran extra-T on the neg team.

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we were neg - "Even though the aff drops CP and the neg wins case, I vote aff on presumption."

 

again, we were neg, and the aff team ran extra-T on us. "Don't wait until the 2AR to run extra-T." she made no mention of the fact that they ran extra-T on the neg team.

 

wat

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wat

 

 

This was at the NFL qualifying tournament. We hit a team that was really bad and they were aff. She spent two minutes of her 2AR explaining why we, as the neg team, were extra topical. Then on the ballot the judge just said to be careful about new arguments in the 2AR, failing to mention how you don't run topicality on the neg team.

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Not so much a funny judge comment, just stupid and irritating...

I had this old old old lady judge who wrote on my ballot and told me after the round "You really shouldn't be so aggressive, or say the word crap during your speech... You ARE a girl debater, you know. Girl's need to be careful how they talk. You weren't nice enough, either." Yeah, I lost that round and got 24 speaks. Oh yeah!

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It makes sense to me now.

 

Gosh, how much rep do I have to spread before I give you credit for your wit...

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At SDI 3 week:

 

"Top speaker goes to whoever best uses the phrase "Fuck Bitches, get 30s" in a speech.

 

At a local tournament:

 

"Top speaker goes to whoever is best able to use that map of Western Europe behind you."

 

At the HCC in Mississippi:

 

"You look just like me when I was a debater. But I've never been to Colorado, so you can't be mine."

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Lololol one time, I like did something really untraditional but really smart and funny and the judge was like "you're dumb" but they're like obviously stupid for not getting it.

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Not so much a funny judge comment, just stupid and irritating...

I had this old old old lady judge who wrote on my ballot and told me after the round "You really shouldn't be so aggressive, or say the word crap during your speech... You ARE a girl debater, you know. Girl's need to be careful how they talk. You weren't nice enough, either." Yeah, I lost that round and got 24 speaks. Oh yeah!

 

so true...

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At my first varsity tournament in my novice year in finals (it was a joke of a tournament), all guys in the round, judge says, "I'll vote up whoever reads fem."

 

Nobody read fem. My partner and I lost. The judge gave the other team "∞" speaks and my partner and I "-∞" speaks.

 

It was a fun round despite the fact that I was completely lost.

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At my first varsity tournament in my novice year in finals (it was a joke of a tournament), all guys in the round, judge says, "I'll vote up whoever reads fem."

 

Nobody read fem. My partner and I lost. The judge gave the other team "∞" speaks and my partner and I "-∞" speaks.

 

It was a fun round including the fact that I was completely lost.

 

Fixed.

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Lololol one time, I like did something really untraditional but really smart and funny and the judge was like "you're dumb" but they're like obviously stupid for not getting it.

 

this is probably the comment most indicative of this thread

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Funniest judge comments: "I like to watch porn"; "Whenever you give a whip speech, you need to make your partner's extension sound like the best thing since legal pads: he is hot, brilliant, and the best speaker ever."

Worst judge comment: "You and your partner...well, you kind of look like Nazis. I think it's the blonde hair.

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Our judge spends 30 minutes saying how he won't vote on Ks and would give 20s to a team who ran one. The other team takes notes the entire time then the 1NC stands up and reads a one off shadow kritik. The judge stopped flowing.

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Our judge spends 30 minutes saying how he won't vote on Ks and would give 20s to a team who ran one. The other team takes notes the entire time then the 1NC stands up and reads a one off shadow kritik. The judge stopped flowing.

 

lol oakley. sup dude.

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"That 2nr was about as coherent as a Sarah Palin speech... eek."

 

Good thing that wasn't directed toward my team...

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"That 2nr was about as coherent as a Sarah Palin speech... eek."

 

Good thing that wasn't directed toward my team...

Could the other team see Alaska from where they sat?

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Best one ever... "Voted aff. Reason For Decision Oral was given."

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Something tells me that Palin would consider herself to be a Maverick.

 

what rock do you live under? i have a very nice one with lots of moss if you're looking for a nice getaway

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