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our harms were extinction and global communications -> global society collapse (we organized it as two main harms, so we could drop one if we needed to).

neg argued extinction only. NO disads or anything.

the ballot said "neg on significance".

fml.

 

Anyone else really confused on what went down?

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"Your 2AC should have been 'They drop the add on, that outweighs, extend our fergusen card.' Then you could have sitten down and not wasted 4:45 of my time. I had already signed my ballot. You had already won the round"

 

"I love suicide T in the 2NR. I don't even think that the aff is untopical, but suicide T is so awesome that I give it to the neg."

 

We won both of the two rounds.

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"Your 2AC should have been 'They drop the add on, that outweighs, extend our fergusen card.' Then you could have sitten down and not wasted 4:45 of my time. I had already signed my ballot. You had already won the round"

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how is that funny? i dont get it, kinda sounds like the judge was pissed you wasted their time

 

 

 

edit- sign your rep so i can return the favor ;D

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"Your 2AC should have been 'They drop the add on, that outweighs, extend our fergusen card.' Then you could have sitten down and not wasted 4:45 of my time. I had already signed my ballot. You had already won the round"

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how is that funny? i dont get it, kinda sounds like the judge was pissed you wasted their time

edit- sign your rep so i can return the favor ;D

 

It's funny because she had arlready signed the ballot and she told me to stop wasting her life. idk, its not that funny actually

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i had a judge ask me if our aff was common after the round - after the other team went for T.

 

I said almost every team in the country ran it and she voted for us.

 

it was truly a 3ar!

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"Dude, you need to relax during CX. You were such a dick. I wanted to slap you all the way from here; I don't know how you girls restrained yourselves"

 

I was being CXed by the guy, and when I said "thanks" to his answer he yelled, "I'm not finished yet!"

 

"What does abortion have to do with the Catholic church?"

 

Comment from an extemp. round where I argued that abortion wasn't popular and opposition from the church was an example.

 

"I know you're an immigrant and all, but work on pronouncing words correctly."

 

The poor kid tried to say "debtors" like five times during his speech and came out with "doobers." He had a heavy spanish accent, and my partner and I felt sort of bad.

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Written on ballot:

 

Frank, be careful with impacts that end in nuclear war, they're falling out of style.

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Written on ballot:

 

Frank, be careful with impacts that end in nuclear war, they're falling out of style.

 

No Value to Life FTW

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Judge: The aff destroyed the neg on the d/as, but I voted neg because the aff dropped the voter.

Aff: They didn't bring it up in the 2NR, though...

Judge: Good point. But I still vote neg.

 

T________T

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my puffers had a comment on their ballot that said: guys INSERT YOURSELF don't let the ladies take control.... yay intelligence

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my partner's ballot said he was "unprofessional" because he left the room after his 2NR for a drink. this is after he asked them if it would be ok for him to do so

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Some random stuff I've seen:

 

"This was the most mindless round I have ever seen. I hope you understand, you are all losers." (They dropped T and my partner wanted T for herself in the block, so I read a crapload of random cards in the 2NC as a time suck and then she spent her entire rebuttal pinning them on the T. He stopped the round after the block and yelled at us for a half hour.)

 

Our coach, once after a practice round:

 

"You know how debate is supposed to be like war? You guys are like that Disney show and where the boats go by each other in broad daylight, smiling and waving."

 

To our novii: "Both of you! Get jackets! Or a sweater vest like that one kid I judged earlier..."

 

I didn't see this but a random judge from another school: "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CHICKENS? I DON'T FREAKING CARE ABOUT CHICKENS, IF I CARED ABOUT CHICKENS I'D BE WORKING AT KFC OR ON A FARM RIGHT NOW. CHICKENS GO BAWK. CHICKENS SHOULD FLY BUT THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED SO THEY DON'T. BAWK BAWK BAWKKKKKKKKK" (all caps included) (This guy was kind of a jerk, he watched a round with us against one of his teams, then after the round he called us over to "show us something funny" and then gave us a very loud speech on how much we sucked.)

 

In a round when we were neg against a communism aff (I'm Asian, my partner is Eastern European): "Funny, one would've thought that the Indians would be against the commies."

 

When we were neg against asylum seekers (the aff has a random story involving a Mr. S being raped as a card): <drawing of a stick figure with a hat> "Meet Mr. S. No one cares about Mr. S. That is why I vote neg."

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Five minutes of griping about the lack of asian porn at the hotel followed by "I vote neg on tix and the case turns."

 

[spoiler: that's actually true]

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this was on a friend on mine's ballots (they were neg)

 

you and your partner had completely different strategies in the block

on top of this your neg strat is as slimy and unethically pompous as your bowties (they wear matching bow ties to tournaments)

 

he voted for the "gov" team

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That was probably a college parli debater unaware that splitting the block is not only acceptable but expected in policy. Eh.

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That was probably a college parli debater unaware that splitting the block is not only acceptable but expected in policy. Eh.

 

I got a parliament judge at state. His paradigm was: "I'll vote on anything... Actually, No. I'll vote on anything but 'rape good.' If you say that, you'll be dropped."

 

We won on a Chuck Norris CP :P

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At Berkeley this year,I was neg and ran an Israel CP and an Iran War disad and I crushed this poor girl in the bubble round and I get the ballot back and it says "Logic about sanctions on israel is NOT OK!"

 

 

He was jewish.

 

FML.

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