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A few years back we were debating against a team running the porn good case. we went with porn bad. the judge wrote a haiku about how the round was "uncomfortable"

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This wasn't my round, but I was watching it.

"With the way you ran feminism, at the end of the round, I really just wanted to beat the next woman I saw."

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sometimes i write funny things on ballots hoping the things i write end up on this thread.

 

they never do. :(

 

That is ridiculous. I know that personally I take to heart comments given to me by judges. If you were a novice would you appreciate someone making a mockery of your round and not helping you to become a better debater? Ballots should be taken seriously, people are paying to come to these tournaments and should have a full opportunity to advance their debate skills. I think you should take your ballots seriously.

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That is ridiculous. I know that personally I take to heart comments given to me by judges. If you were a novice would you appreciate someone making a mockery of your round and not helping you to become a better debater? Ballots should be taken seriously, people are paying to come to these tournaments and should have a full opportunity to advance their debate skills. I think you should take your ballots seriously.

 

Oh grow up. How many times have you been called a FEMINAZI or CRAZY BITCH on a ballot that is, ostensibly, supposed to be from a person of authority and who should be able to process a perfectly reasonable fem K. Eventually, you just develop a thick skin and learn to run a boring stock-issues debate against male judges, and save the REAL debate for the womyn.

 

(PS-Davis sucks. Seriously. How balla are you? Not balla at all)

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(PS-Davis sucks. Seriously. How balla are you? Not balla at all)[/quote]

Cute. Very creative pal. Im sorry you got your feelings hurt by a judge calling you a femnazi. But, judging by your comments on this site that title may be justified. Try telling any serious debaters that ballots dont really matter. With that point of view I doubt you have won any rounds in your day. This sounds like the voice of someone who can't win a round so she tries to say that judges screw her over every time. Bit of advice: listen to what your ballots say (as long as you don't have a judge like Kristina) and you could possibly win a round.

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Cute. Very creative pal. Im sorry you got your feelings hurt by a judge calling you a femnazi. But, judging by your comments on this site that title may be justified. Try telling any serious debaters that ballots dont really matter. With that point of view I doubt you have won any rounds in your day. This sounds like the voice of someone who can't win a round so she tries to say that judges screw her over every time. Bit of advice: listen to what your ballots say (as long as you don't have a judge like Kristina) and you could possibly win a round.

 

Guess what? Ballots don't matter. Rounds don't matter. How much have your wins accomplished, short of growing your ego to such enormous proportions that it can jack you off like in all your dreams. Ultimately all that matters is our own comment. Basic K logic asshole.

 

Basically, I've changed more lives than you have, because instead of viewing the round through just the selfish paradigm of "How can I win in any way possible" I actually try to open people's eyes. You'd be amazed how smart (some) people are when you actually respect them enough to run real arguments instead of just nuke war scenarios.

 

So here's the deal, hombre. I DON'T WANT TO WIN YOU STUPID F-TARD. If I wanted to win, I can do that just fine without your help, thanks. I did this for my first two years of debate, but I saw the error of my ways. You still haven't, which is a shame, since I find debaters tend to be the only men capable of understanding the enormity of the injustice perpetrated by the global male conspiracy to reduce the world into burkas and breasts.

 

Seriously, how hard did your dad beat you when he raped you?

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On one ballot the judge put..... "Get a better shirt I can see your nipples". I'm not sure if it was a joke but it was pretty funny.

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Guess what? Ballots don't matter. Rounds don't matter. How much have your wins accomplished, short of growing your ego to such enormous proportions that it can jack you off like in all your dreams. Ultimately all that matters is our own comment. Basic K logic asshole.

 

Basically, I've changed more lives than you have, because instead of viewing the round through just the selfish paradigm of "How can I win in any way possible" I actually try to open people's eyes. You'd be amazed how smart (some) people are when you actually respect them enough to run real arguments instead of just nuke war scenarios.

 

So here's the deal, hombre. I DON'T WANT TO WIN YOU STUPID F-TARD. If I wanted to win, I can do that just fine without your help, thanks. I did this for my first two years of debate, but I saw the error of my ways. You still haven't, which is a shame, since I find debaters tend to be the only men capable of understanding the enormity of the injustice perpetrated by the global male conspiracy to reduce the world into burkas and breasts.

 

Seriously, how hard did your dad beat you when he raped you?

 

Why are you on these forums.... you don't want to win? I concede you have changed more lives than me.... you have conviced more people that the fem K is very stupid...so much so that they call you a fem nazi. You realize how smart people are when you run "real arguments"...thats why you get called a femnazi? So pretty much you spend your time going to debate tournaments trying to change people's lives and get called a femnazi instead. congratulations objective accomplished. Oh whats with all the rape comments, something in your past life coming to the foreground?

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Oh whats with all the rape comments, something in your past life coming to the foreground?

 

Wow. This is pretty damn infuriating. I'm speechless (typeless?)...this is really what you call the "Culture" of debate? We have an obligation here to uphold the ancient tradition of rhetoric, as Socrates and Aristotle did in their days. Rape is not a joke, and it should never be taken as such. I personally have always understood this, but apparently you missed basic humynity lessons.

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Wow. This is pretty damn infuriating. I'm speechless (typeless?)...this is really what you call the "Culture" of debate? We have an obligation here to uphold the ancient tradition of rhetoric, as Socrates and Aristotle did in their days. Rape is not a joke, and it should never be taken as such. I personally have always understood this, but apparently you missed basic humynity lessons.

 

For you Picasaurus Rex, enjoy.

 

http://www.cross-x.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1570392#post1570392

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Guess what? Ballots don't matter. Rounds don't matter. How much have your wins accomplished, short of growing your ego to such enormous proportions that it can jack you off like in all your dreams. Ultimately all that matters is our own comment. Basic K logic asshole.

 

Basically, I've changed more lives than you have, because instead of viewing the round through just the selfish paradigm of "How can I win in any way possible" I actually try to open people's eyes. You'd be amazed how smart (some) people are when you actually respect them enough to run real arguments instead of just nuke war scenarios.

 

So here's the deal, hombre. I DON'T WANT TO WIN YOU STUPID F-TARD. If I wanted to win, I can do that just fine without your help, thanks. I did this for my first two years of debate, but I saw the error of my ways. You still haven't, which is a shame, since I find debaters tend to be the only men capable of understanding the enormity of the injustice perpetrated by the global male conspiracy to reduce the world into burkas and breasts.

 

Seriously, how hard did your dad beat you when he raped you?

 

Really now, all of your comments don't even seem to be looking for a level of "equality" but of furthering sexism. Please, please explain to me why matriarchy would be inherently better than patriarchy? Oh wait, oppressing men is okay because we oppressed you first, is that it? Or are you just a complete dolt who doesn't understand the meaning of the term "oppression"

 

I've bolded the "dumber" parts of the post. I say "dumber" in quotations because it's like trying to qualify which is more shitty, diarrhea or hard shit, they're both shit, just one is "shittier"

 

In the first bold you assume that this person is a male, isn't that sexist? Or did you spell "womyn" with a 'y' for no good reason? Contradictory to your ignorant belief there are "womyn" who oppose feminism because they want to eradicate oppression not men, "asshole".

 

Second bold, you're an arrogant, self-indulged asshat. Seriously you automatically assume that this person doesn't run a k that they equally believe in, like capitalism, because that shit causes oppression to, but then again, according to feminism no other oppression matters more than the oppression of females so it's okay for other people to be oppressed so long as "womyn" aren't. Arrogant punk, you sicken me.

 

Third bold. OH MY GOD HOMOGENIZATION, what the fuck do your K authors have to say about that? Oh yeah THEY FUCKING CRITICIZE IT that's why you spell "women" or "woman" with a y, you dipstick. Why is homogenizing men any worse than homogenizing "womyn"? Because you are arrogant fucks.

 

On the last bold, you've been "raped" so hard on that one that I won't even bother touching it.

 

 

"Shotgun blast of logic to the face"

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Case in point. Go die please.

 

your an idiot and a feminatzi. All your posts have been extremely retard and there is no discrimination on women in debate. And yeah I spelt that WOMEN. That doesn't mean that you belong to me thats just the way it is. Get over yourself please, Thanks.

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Back on funny comments...

RFD:

"I decided to be weird and draw pictures, please ignore them". The pictures were:

1AC: giant ? "where was this going?"

1NC: Malthus graph with 3 lines: population, resources, and bad TV shows increasing more sharply than either.

Then a picture labled "Fear of Death" with a grim reaper in a graveyard. Very funny ballot.

 

EDIT:

(We were neg.)

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Yo guys, I started this thread and I'm really proud of how its been doing. I think some of the comments that have come up are downright hilarious.

 

If you're gonna flame, go elsewhere please. Just saying, preserve the good vibes and reject the immature comments on sexuality and rape experiences (that goes for BOTH sides). Peace out..

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I'm pretty sure they are both trolls. Both of the accounts were made today.

 

Not to derail the thread even more, but this seems most likely. Has she been banned yet?

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Not on my ballot, but a judge once drew a diagram of the way the person's feet were positioned (a slightly uneven 70 degree angle) and told him his feet were positioned unevenly and it was distracting

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me: (1ar, we were running bioterror) "the standards of this t are outrageous, we meet their interpretation anyways because we stop terrorists from spreading weaponized gonorrhea by rubbing it on people, i think that constitutes the standards for the defense of public health!"

 

judge on ballot: in the entire judges comment area on the ballot he drew a wanted poster of a terrorist......"wanted for spreading weaponized gonorrhea by rubbing it on people.

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This kid on my squad got told that his partner was a tool.

 

Although I'm not too sure of the context, being a tool HAS a debate context which basically means that one partner is essentially a puppet for the other partner. They don't really do much in the round on their own. Still funny for a judge to point it out, though.

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In one of my rounds, the judge wrote, "The correct grammar of the Topic is 'Resolve: [insert topic here]' not 'Resolved: [insert topic here]'" It was at about this time that I lost all faith in human intelligence.

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In defense of my post, it wast the round that was funny,no the round was a completely serious debate over whether porn violates the rights of the person depicted or if it was an expression of freedom. it was the judges ridiculous ballot that was funny in a "wow, thats really contrary to the mood of the round. I never said the debate was funny at all.

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In this round my partner and I were neg, the other team was running a brain drain aff.

 

"I'm feeling powerful tonight so I'm voting aff to make the world a better place!"

 

Yeah.... after proving the neg had no inherency/solvency and a DA I was frustrated...not a lay judge either.

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