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What is the funniest thing a judge has written on your ballot?

 

 

One judge left the following comment for my partner:

 

"Drew, nice Cross-x, good points on Heg, but don't be such an asshole"

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A judge wrote that I was sexist because a girl during cross-x couldn't answer any of the basic questions I asked her. Plus I've had "VERY RUDE!" (In all caps) written on my ballot twice. And also my partner had it written on his ballot, "Don't talk to me like I am a little kid, for example, all of these big words basicaly meen..." (I spelled mean exactly the way the judge spelled it).

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in regards to the other teams heg advantage:

 

"the reason i voted negative is because i didn't buy the aff's hydrogeny advantage... what is hydrogeny anyway? Well... never-the-less, neg wins because the aff didn't make it clear to me what hydrogeny was"

 

 

and if that wasn't bad enough- one time we ran nietzche with a judge from a catholic school, and we used the christian morals bad shit:

 

*entire ballot is blank*

*i have one speaker point, my partner has ZERO.*

and at the bottom of the ballot it read,

 

"this was a complete waste of my time."

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"Split the block."

 

"Don't run speed K."

 

how is this funny?...unless you are making fun of yourself for being a dumbass and running a speed k and then double covering it in the block...go back to novice douche

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how is this funny?...unless you are making fun of yourself for being a dumbass and running a speed k and then double covering it in the block...go back to novice douche

 

Not my judge comment, but on one of the kids at my school's ballot:

2ac: "You are pretty much the most asholish person I have ever seen debate"

 

apparently he was so mean the judge had to make up a word to cover it :)

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Not my judge comment, but on one of the kids at my school's ballot:

2ac: "You are pretty much the most asholish person I have ever seen debate"

 

apparently he was so mean the judge had to make up a word to cover it :)

I think i know who that is. :D

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This was at regions, where we knew the judges were all crap, but this judge was referring to the T violation I ran, saying;

 

"If you have a problem with the resolution, take it up with the NFL"

 

That was a funny momeny, to be sure.

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in regards to the other teams heg advantage:

 

"the reason i voted negative is because i didn't buy the aff's hydrogeny advantage... what is hydrogeny anyway? Well... never-the-less, neg wins because the aff didn't make it clear to me what hydrogeny was"

 

 

and if that wasn't bad enough- one time we ran nietzche with a judge from a catholic school, and we used the christian morals bad shit:

 

*entire ballot is blank*

*i have one speaker point, my partner has ZERO.*

and at the bottom of the ballot it read,

 

"this was a complete waste of my time."

 

i had planned on replying to the litany of posts in this thread with "i wish one of these were funny," well you disabled me from meaning that.

 

this had me lollin

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i find these pretty funny:

 

1) you beat theory like a dead horse

2) when i think of coast guard i think of pamela anderson(lifeguard)

3) thier impact was colonizing space, thats really stupid, you should ask in CX "where will we go when we go to space?"

4) wait until i, the judge, leave the room until you start talking bad about me

 

note: only the first one was directed at me...the rest were from other people's ballots.

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After a round where both teams were all girls, and the only issue in the round was feminism, here's what the only female judge on our panel had to say.

 

"Now, you gals did a nice job, and I know high heels can hurt your feet, but you shouldn't take off your shoes during prep time. I mean, I've never seen a boy take off his shoes. You've got to think about what the boys would think. Really, darlings, what would the BOYS think? So don't take off your shoes next time, all right?"

 

I think that this one is the best if we were looking for sheer irony...

 

A round where the AC included a tongue-in-cheek example of discrimination against alien abductees, judge writes: "Aff - a little advice, caustic remarks and examples of alien abductees don't do much to get you speaker points or further your theory."

 

That was the only comment, really...

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judge: what i looked at first in the round was solvency then the DA then the CP and then CP theory and then i didnt even look at topicality, there were too many independent voters that the aff didnt answer

me: so who won?

him: aff

 

we were neg this round

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This wasn't actually on the ballot, but it was part of an oral critique after the round. We were neg.

 

The Judge: "I voted aff because I didn't really buy the kritik and I thought you put all your eggs in that basket."

Me: But I kicked out of the kritik in the 2NR...

The Judge: "Well... you talked about it..."

rofl halarious

 

lol homer, thats about just as funny, but I'd be furious if it happened to me :( :(

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