Jump to content
NoviceKing

Worst Theory or K you have been hit with

Recommended Posts

People ran this politics "disad" in front of me. It was so annoying, it was just a K without an alt.

 

OMG. That was the best laugh I've had in weeks. Thank you! :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My personal favorite was the team that wanted the judge to drop us because they were wearing suits and being better dressed was more important than quality arguments.

 

My final argument (not the only one) against that lame approach in 1NR was just turning my back so the judge could read the back of my T-shirt..."Just bite me."

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
My personal favorite was the team that wanted the judge to drop us because they were wearing suits and being better dressed was more important than quality arguments.

 

My final argument (not the only one) against that lame approach in 1NR was just turning my back so the judge could read the back of my T-shirt..."Just bite me."

 

lol. Did you win the round?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest svfrey
Someone ran this really unusual argument called biopower on me...

 

 

OMGzzz!

that shit totally happened to me this past weekend!1!!1

i went for 4 minutes of impact turns in the 2AC

and won

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
OMGzzz!

that shit totally happened to me this past weekend!1!!1

i went for 4 minutes of impact turns in the 2AC

and won

Biopower good isn't responsive to biopower bad. There's just no link to the criticism. In addition to the fact it's nonunique cause biopower is high.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

We have a kritik of Sadomasochism back from the "detaining without charge/ searching without probable cause" resolution. That was a fun kritik.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Biopower good isn't responsive to biopower bad. There's just no link to the criticism. In addition to the fact it's nonunique cause biopower is high.

 

rofl

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Oh yeah, I forgot one. One of my friends went to GDI and some guy there ran an L-SPEC arguement (language specification) and then read his entire 1NC in Chinese. That would have been an interesting round to watch.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm not sure about that actually. I think he had to explain the framework in English in order for the judge to understand him. The rest of the 1NC was basically proving why you need to specify language in order to make the round understandable. It was a performance-type neg.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
People ran this politics "disad" in front of me. It was so annoying, it was just a K without an alt.

 

That is pretty funny. Har, har, har - you know, we used to have this thing in the old days called a 'counterplan', where you could run stuff that sounded like a kritik and then run 'plan planks' like a 1AC rather than an alternative. It used philosophical gestalt changes like 'socialism' or 'world government' just like kritiks do now.

  • Downvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Well, we were neg and hit a team that, after the block, "split the aff. rebuttals" and went for solvency in the 1ar, and then a CP and 3 net ben.s in the 2ar...... that was just kind of weird. and stupid. Their only theory was reciprocity. I pretty much had nothing to say for the 2NR because they hadn't addressed 95% of the round yet.... Oh well. Just suspend the rules and have a 3NR I guess...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Biopower good isn't responsive to biopower bad. There's just no link to the criticism. In addition to the fact it's nonunique cause biopower is high.

 

*snicker* say it isn't so -- a n/u K?? what is the world coming to?

 

i'm no foucault fan, but if a negative team ran biopower, they're persuading the judge that biopower is bad, and isn't influence a form of biopower? i'm sure there's some argument against this, but everytime we hit one we just link them to their K.

 

anyway, second worst argument ever: sexicality. the other team is either so sexy or ugly that we can't concentrate.

 

worst argument ever: the other team's hair is abusive. no warrants. no voters.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This buddy of mine ran TSpec, you dont spec what time of day your plan is passed.

 

RTP key to time pics, with munchies net benefits.

 

He won... on TSpec

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...