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Establishing a UNPKO in Federal Indian Country

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What would y'all think about an aff that establishes a UNPKO in federal indian country? The solvency would probably be contingent on Zizek's argument about reading the state's excess against itself (holding the letter of the law to the Law) and his stuff about why striking at self is good as well as all the Ward Churchill args about decolonization and how thats the first step towards breaking down imperialism. Any opinions/ideas/suggestions?

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COMING FROM US SHOULD MAKE IT ALL THE MORE CREDIBLE. WE KNOW MORE ABOUT DABAIT THAN ANYONE EVER.

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AND ONCE YOU GET TO ZIZEK, YOU LOSE. THEN YOU LOSE WHEN SOMEONE STANDS UP AND SAYS ANYTHING THAT ISN'T ASPEC. THEN YOU LOSE BECAUSE YOU GAIN A REPUTATION FOR BEING STUPID.

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Solvency - can't prove that the UN will sponsor a pko in US India territory.

Inherency - no genocide now

Harms - Indians making billions from casinos and tax exemption

K - you don't call them Native Americans

T - effects as hell

Sig - native americans have been suppressed, enslaved, genocidally killed, and worshipped by society, with no terminal impacts of any kind.

DA - your plan kills Native American casinos, bankrupting economy

DA - your plan hurts Native American sovereignty, NA backlash = civil war and secession

Independent Voter - stupidity of case and the downfall of education

 

The list kinda goes on on this... even the dumbest arguments could beat this aff.

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WOW. THAT LIST OF 1NC ARGUMENTS WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE ORIGINAL AFF IDEA. WE'LL THROW YOU A BONE. THE 1NC SHOULD STAND UP AND EAT THE PLAN TEXT, RANT ABOUT THE IMP/EXPLOSION OF THE SUN, READ SOME BATAILLE, QUOTE ROLANDO PEREZ, THROW EGGS AT RETARDS, CROSS READ THEIR EVIDENCE TO COOPT THEIR IMPACTS, MAKE JOKES ABOUT ZIZEK BEING A COKEHEAD WHO'S ESTRANGED WIFE WROTE MOST OF HIS WORKS,CRITICIZE THEM FOR NOT SPECIFYING WHETHER OR NOT ROBOTS WORSHIP GOD OR THEIR MASTERS POST PLAN, RANT ABOUT THE TIMECUBE, SHIT ON THEIR FIAT BLOCKS, PREFORM DRUNKEN INDIANESS AND THEN TELL THE OTHER TEAM TO WEAR A FUCKING RIBBON. THE 2NC SHOULD ONLY GO FOR NEW COUNTERPLANS, AND THE 1NR SHOULD EXTEND ROBOT THEOLOGY SPECIFICATION. THE 2NR CAN THEN STAND UP AND REFUSE TO SPEAK FOR INDIANS. THIS IS A ***BULLETPROOF*** STRATEGY, COURTESY OF THE GENIUSES AT TEMPLE WGLF.

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Solvency - can't prove that the UN will sponsor a pko in US India territory.

Inherency - no genocide now

Harms - Indians making billions from casinos and tax exemption

K - you don't call them Native Americans

T - effects as hell

Sig - native americans have been suppressed, enslaved, genocidally killed, and worshipped by society, with no terminal impacts of any kind.

DA - your plan kills Native American casinos, bankrupting economy

DA - your plan hurts Native American sovereignty, NA backlash = civil war and secession

Independent Voter - stupidity of case and the downfall of education

 

The list kinda goes on on this... even the dumbest arguments could beat this aff.

 

yeah this is a pretty bad neg strat...this almost encouraged me to run the aff if thats the best you could come up with.

 

even though a lot of the wglf stuff was jokes, a lot of it was very helpful. for those of you who couldnt distinguish fact from jokes, what i think the general idea was is the folowing:

counter-performance

west georgia style args about the imp/explosion of the sun, timecube and robots

fiat good

myth of the drunken indian kritik

speaking for others

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yeah this is a pretty bad neg strat...this almost encouraged me to run the aff if thats the best you could come up with.

 

even though a lot of the wglf stuff was jokes, a lot of it was very helpful. for those of you who couldnt distinguish fact from jokes, what i think the general idea was is the folowing:

counter-performance

west georgia style args about the imp/explosion of the sun, timecube and robots

fiat good

myth of the drunken indian kritik

speaking for others

meh... I never said I endorsed those arguments...

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AND ONCE YOU GET TO ZIZEK, YOU LOSE. THEN YOU LOSE WHEN SOMEONE STANDS UP AND SAYS ANYTHING THAT ISN'T ASPEC. THEN YOU LOSE BECAUSE YOU GAIN A REPUTATION FOR BEING STUPID.

Exactly. This thing is the biggest turkey ever.

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yeah this is a pretty bad neg strat...this almost encouraged me to run the aff if thats the best you could come up with.

 

even though a lot of the wglf stuff was jokes, a lot of it was very helpful. for those of you who couldnt distinguish fact from jokes, what i think the general idea was is the folowing:

counter-performance

west georgia style args about the imp/explosion of the sun, timecube and robots

fiat good

myth of the drunken indian kritik

speaking for others

 

 

UMM, NO. ESPECIALLY THE FIAT GOOD PART AND THE PART ABOUT "COUNTER-PREFORMANCE" (WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS). SPEAKING OF SPEAKING FOR OTHERS, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EXPOSING THE "MEANING" OF OUR POSTS. EITHER THEY DON'T HAVE ANY (MOST OF THE POSTS), OR THEY DO (BUT YOU GET IT WRONG)

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you have a problem here. Either a. your actor is the UN, whiich violates the resolution unless you have an effectually topical case.

 

or

 

b. The U.S. is your actor and sets up a HUGE self-determination link.

 

also, establishing new pkos arent topical

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