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Hi, my name is Kathy Bowen and I am a junior at Gulliver Prep. I am extremely interested in going to the Woodward tournament this year and am currently looking to be hired as a judge/coach/research assistant. I attended the Tournament of Champions as a sophomore and have acquired 4 bids to the TOC as a junior; at Wakeforest, University of Florida Blue Key, Emory and Harvard. I recently debated in the semifinals of the Harvard tournament and was 5th speaker at St. Marks earlier this year. If hired, I just need a plane ticket, as I already have a place to stay. Provided you can pay for a ticket, I will cut as many cards as you need and judge any division I am eligible for. My email is kay0092@aol.com if you’d like to get in contact with me.

 

Thanks!

Kathy

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if your school has lots of sophomore boys, thats also a plus. kathy is indeed a fan of those.

 

hahaha just kidding (sort of)

kathy is kinda good at debate, i won't lie. you should hire her because she's an angry frustrated girl and wants to party at a debate tournament, and woodward's the perfect opportunity. she also might cut you cards.

 

OHH and if someone wants to hire me that might also be cool. i don't even need a plane ticket, i could walk to atlanta. i too know how to debate, although probably not as well as kathy. i have more than 3 and less than 5 TOC bids. i don't need a place to stay, i'm pretty nomadic.

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if your school has lots of sophomore boys, thats also a plus. kathy is indeed a fan of those.

 

hahaha just kidding (sort of)

kathy is kinda good at debate, i won't lie. you should hire her because she's an angry frustrated girl and wants to party at a debate tournament, and woodward's the perfect opportunity. she also might cut you cards.

 

OHH and if someone wants to hire me that might also be cool. i don't even need a plane ticket, i could walk to atlanta. i too know how to debate, although probably not as well as kathy. i have more than 3 and less than 5 TOC bids. i don't need a place to stay, i'm pretty nomadic.

 

correction: i will for sure cut you cards

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correction: i will for sure cut you cards

 

if you pay her enough, that's not all she'll do. and by enough, i mean that 2 cents is the usual.

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if you pay her enough, that's not all she'll do. and by enough, i mean that 2 cents is the usual.

 

correction: i will not prostitute myself. sorry karina i know you are extremely attracted to me but hitting on me in public isn't helping your chances.

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in defense of Kathy, she can get boys without prostituting herself, albeit she has made some interesting choices

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i didn't even talk about prostitution. get your mind out of the gutter. i was talking about selling lemonade. jesus christ, people these days!!!1

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i too would like to be hired. i'll cut you cards and give you some files which i've done along with pre-round coaching. ive got a bunch of speaker awards at big tournaments and have been in the elims of national circuit tourneys and stuff

 

rahul jaswa

saratoga high school

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we dont need any judges, but our team has a lot of sexually frustrated little boys that are worse at getting girls than i am, and they would pay a lot of money for a little attention.

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we dont need any judges, but our team has a lot of sexually frustrated little boys that are worse at getting girls than i am, and they would pay a lot of money for a little attention.

 

 

RJ- you can handle this one

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if your school has lots of sophomore boys, thats also a plus. kathy is indeed a fan of those.

 

hahaha just kidding (sort of)

kathy is kinda good at debate, i won't lie. you should hire her because she's an angry frustrated girl and wants to party at a debate tournament, and woodward's the perfect opportunity. she also might cut you cards.

 

OHH and if someone wants to hire me that might also be cool. i don't even need a plane ticket, i could walk to atlanta. i too know how to debate, although probably not as well as kathy. i have more than 3 and less than 5 TOC bids. i don't need a place to stay, i'm pretty nomadic.

so i was kinda kidding when i posted this but i've decided that i actually would like to be hired for woodward. I would in fact need a plane ticket, considering California and Georgia are a little far from each other and slightly exceed walking distance. if you want a super duper coaching team, you could hire both kathy and me, that would be a party and a half. i'll cut cards and do preround coaching and sing or dance or whatever.

email: karinadanielle@gmail.com

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Hey,

Im Jack Ewing, i have a bunch of speaker awards and 9 bids. I would be willing to judge, coach and cut cards for any team that can hire me for woodward. No need for housing i can cover that myself. Email me at Jack.Ewing@gmail.com if you are interested.

 

BGLF

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