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Who Truly is the Main Man?

Who Truly is the "Main Man"  

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  1. 1. Who Truly is the "Main Man"



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Jason Mo claims he studied at Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngster's

 

FACT: Jason Mo has NEVER even been to the school in question.

 

In fact, there is no evidence Jason Mo even knows the true location of this school.

 

 

 

 

Jason Mo also claims he is professor Snape

 

FACT: Professor Severus Snape is english and closley resembles popular British actor Alan Rickman, star of such films as "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" and "Love, Actually". There is no way Jason Mo could be Severus Snape since he doesn't even know what "Love, Actually" is (no pun intended).

 

 

 

 

Jason Mo claims to be 6 foot 7 inches tall and weigh 250 pounds.

 

FACT: Jason Mo is actually a mere 5 foot 8 inches and weighs 250 pounds.

 

 

 

 

Jason Mo denies that I have slept with his mother.

 

FACT: I have too, and even Jason Mo believes that she is a hot MILF.

 

 

 

 

All in all, Jason Mo is just another brick in the wall.

 

He is not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

 

Jason Mo is average, just like you and me and me and you. No matter how we toss the dice.

 

Jason Mo also double dips AND licks his fingers after eating a handful of popcorn but STILL reaches deep into the bag afterward.

 

 

 

 

When it comes time to elect who is and isn't of "main man" status - you don't want a candidate like Jason Mo.

 

Make the right choice! Vote No on Mo!

 

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FACT: Professor Severus Snape is english and closley resembles popular British actor Alan Rickman, star of such films as "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" and "Love, Actually". There is no way Jason Mo could be Severus Snape since he doesn't even know what "Love, Actually" is (no pun intended).

 

<<Paid for by Citizens for Sharon Traiberman for "Main Man">>

 

Rickman also starred in Die Hard. He played Hans Gruber, Bruce Willis decided to throw him off of a building, this was a few years before Bruce decided to kill Hans' brother too.

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you've all fallen into my trap...

 

by electing me you've secretly elected my co-candidate: Jason Mo

 

we're co-"Main Men"

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great in fact you can find my black ugly ass on campus (your campus that is) very soon

 

 

:(

 

I thought you were going to U. Mich?!

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:(

 

I thought you were going to U. Mich?!

 

I was accepted but found out i was too good for you fuckers

 

 

Butch, just a question. Why do you have pics like that lying around anyways?

 

you should know, you gave it to me

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