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Regardless of stealing covers, not liking Annie (you think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum) and being a horrible Duo partner. He is an alright person. And I do heart him. Do you heart me Kyle?

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Regardless of stealing covers, not liking Annie (you think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum) and being a horrible Duo partner. He is an alright person. And I do heart him. Do you heart me Kyle?

 

Oh no! oh no! you've got it all wrong, you were the one stealing covers. The reason i was such a bad duo partner was because i had just seen you get ape stomped in a walk off at American Apperal, but i still heart you.

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Oh no! oh no! you've got it all wrong, you were the one stealing covers. The reason i was such a bad duo partner was because i had just seen you get ape stomped in a walk off at American Apperal, but i still heart you.

 

Dude, anyone gets "ape stomped" in a walk off with Yuska. I was like .5 seconds into my walk off and he was all like "gurllll! let me show you how it's done!" Kinda like "Me Plus One".

 

The only reason I stole covers is because you all are like "hmmm, 1030PM, time for bed!"

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Dude, anyone gets "ape stomped" in a walk off with Yuska. I was like .5 seconds into my walk off and he was all like "gurllll! let me show you how it's done!" Kinda like "Me Plus One".

 

The only reason I stole covers is because you all are like "hmmm, 1030PM, time for bed!"

 

if by "hmmmm, 10:30" you mean "hmmm, 10:30 and i have already cut 40 more cards then patrick" then yes

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if by "hmmmm, 10:30" you mean "hmmm, 10:30 and i have already cut 40 more cards then patrick" then yes

 

That's true, and then you asked me to cut updates, and I was like "come again? I work at Valley, what is this "updates" you speak of?"

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That's true, and then you asked me to cut updates, and I was like "come again? I work at Valley, what is this "updates" you speak of?"

 

thats right, i remember that. Then you did them, and i had to inform you that we did not have an Agamben bad disad

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I heart Kyle Vint because:

 

He let me borrow his mashed potatoes.

Helped me make an indict frontline to pornography.

Rushed with me when it was 21 92 and we were late for lab.

Took part of the joy of the "MNG!" celebration.

 

Coolest. Person. Ever. No doubt.

 

<3<3 Carlos

 

P.S. PANCHEROOOOOOOOOS!

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thats right, i remember that. Then you did them, and i had to inform you that we did not have an Agamben bad disad

 

Is that what we run? I don't even know.

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I heart Kyle Vint because:

 

He let me borrow his mashed potatoes.

Helped me make an indict frontline to pornography.

Rushed with me when it was 21 92 and we were late for lab.

Took part of the joy of the "MNG!" celebration.

 

Coolest. Person. Ever. No doubt.

 

<3<3 Carlos

 

P.S. PANCHEROOOOOOOOOS!

 

how in the world should i respond to this carlos? PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHEROS (it helps me never to respond to anything)

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ummm Kyle Vint is awesome because he went on a date with sonia.

 

Kyle Vint is also awesome because he lives on a farm.

 

I heart Mr. Vint

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We determined at New Delhi that if speaker points were based off good looks, Kyle would not only be top speaker, he'd also be the third speaker.

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at the request of ms. mapes herself, a repost of a conversation between me and Kyle, approximately 3 months ago...

 

MBA Red Dog: good to be back in the cornfields?

MBA Red Dog: did you miss the morning mist and the pseudo-amish colonies?

chillinvillan101: yep

chillinvillan101: i really missed workin the farm

chillinvillan101: soy beans are about done

chillinvillan101: i have to get out the combine tomorow

MBA Red Dog: hahahhaha

chillinvillan101: why is that funny

MBA Red Dog: i dont know

MBA Red Dog: i thought you were joking

chillinvillan101: no

MBA Red Dog: hahahaha

MBA Red Dog: farm boy

chillinvillan101: not in the least bit

chillinvillan101: yes

chillinvillan101: farm boy

chillinvillan101: city slicker

MBA Red Dog: lol

MBA Red Dog: crotch face

chillinvillan101: hahahah

chillinvillan101: piss mop

MBA Red Dog: shit scoop

chillinvillan101: feces licker

MBA Red Dog: ass custodian

chillinvillan101: sphynctal contractor

chillinvillan101: no response

MBA Red Dog: still thinking

MBA Red Dog: that was a good on

MBA Red Dog: i also lost precious thinking time while i was laughing at my "ass custodian" one

chillinvillan101: what can i say

chillinvillan101: i clean ass

MBA Red Dog: hahahahaha

MBA Red Dog: schisen supervisor

MBA Red Dog: ooo, u got nothin

chillinvillan101: ok

chillinvillan101: that was illegal

chillinvillan101: use of another language

chillinvillan101: and it was german

MBA Red Dog: i could make a really bad debate joke right now

MBA Red Dog: but instead

MBA Red Dog: i will just call you an anus curator

chillinvillan101: hahahaha

chillinvillan101: umm

MBA Red Dog: *instigate laughing at my own joke sequence*

chillinvillan101: escratory investagator

MBA Red Dog: scrotum seargent

chillinvillan101: shaft manager

MBA Red Dog: cock grandmaster

chillinvillan101: penis president

MBA Red Dog: grundle dictator

chillinvillan101: sack selector

MBA Red Dog: nut chancellor

chillinvillan101: chode conductor

chillinvillan101: its over

chillinvillan101: i win

chillinvillan101: you cant beat it

chillinvillan101: i win

chillinvillan101: done

MBA Red Dog: chode conductor?!

MBA Red Dog: thats the winning one?

MBA Red Dog: ass custodian was so much better

MBA Red Dog: so was anus curator

chillinvillan101: nah

chillinvillan101: ok tie

MBA Red Dog: even scrotum seargent

chillinvillan101: keep going

MBA Red Dog: sperm superintendent

chillinvillan101: cock concierge

MBA Red Dog: holy shit

MBA Red Dog: i just giggled like a school girl

MBA Red Dog: although cock was already used, i must applaud your use of concierge

chillinvillan101: i giggled like a big girl

chillinvillan101: because im fa

chillinvillan101: t

MBA Red Dog: wtf

MBA Red Dog: lol

MBA Red Dog: i dont know how to beat that

chillinvillan101: sleep on that

chillinvillan101: im going to sleep

MBA Red Dog: lol alright

MBA Red Dog: later man

chillinvillan101: lata

chillinvillan101: hahah

chillinvillan101: anal actuary

MBA Red Dog: hahahaha

MBA Red Dog: ill bet you giggle every time you come up with a new one

chillinvillan101: i giggle thinking about comin up with one

MBA Red Dog: alright, go to sleep testicle chef

chillinvillan101: ok you rectal maseus

MBA Red Dog: hahaha

chillinvillan101: hahahaha

chillinvillan101: im off like an anal astronaut

MBA Red Dog: ok

MBA Red Dog: ..........tommy testicle......

chillinvillan101: lame

chillinvillan101: just

chillinvillan101: lame

MBA Red Dog: u think so?

MBA Red Dog: it could be a childrens show

chillinvillan101: i think there are much more funny titles with hidden meaningts

MBA Red Dog: im sure there are

MBA Red Dog: like

MBA Red Dog: Little Lumberjacks Presents: Old Men and Young Boys with Hard Wood

chillinvillan101: that one is goo

chillinvillan101: d

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