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#1 mdawgig

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:37 PM

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Him: What exactly is your plan doing?
Me: Lifting the ban on foreign aid to countries that use DDT.
Him: No further questions... Oh wait, I have one: Can you believe it's not butter?
Me: I cannot.
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 12:46 AM

(He was running an expand the UN-AU Hybrid Peacekeeping Mission in Sudan; she ran a counterplan that the special ops would destroy all Sudanese planes, solving for airstrikes.)
Him: Wait. So the counterplan text is, what again?
Her: The Special Ops will destroy Sudanese planes.
Him: How will they not get caught?
Her: They're Special Ops.
Him: And this solves for my advantages better ... how?
Her: We should just let the Special Ops do it. Sudan won't even know they're there. That's why they're called "Special Ops." They do it at like ... night.
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Cory says (recieved at 1:15 AM on 1/9/2009):
whitney hart: spitting in fate's eye, one day at a time

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 12:27 PM

For this CP to work last year, because it really wasn't competitive unless you went with perms are severance.
The first question you had to ask was,
"does your plan support pedophilia?" It was pretty funny
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 02:49 PM

For this CP to work last year, because it really wasn't competitive unless you went with perms are severance.


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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:15 AM

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We were running a SBSP aff with an energy independence advantage, and the neg had just read some cards about how oil prices had actually dropped since the summer.

Me: So you read some evidence that oil prices have gone down recently right?
him: yes
Me: But there is still only a finite supply of oil on the earth, correct?
him: We don't take a stand on that
Me: Eventually the world will face oil shortages won't it?
him: You're the aff. you have the burden of proof, so you have to read evidence that there is a limited supply of oil on earth.
Me: So, you're saying then that oil prices will continue to decline indefinately until they reach zero?
him: they could
Me: (sarcastically) And then everyone will just be swimming in free oil?
him: unless you have evidence to the contrary
Me: Does this free oil spew from a magical oil fountain that no one knows about?
him: Unless you can prove otherwise
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 06:55 PM

We were going against these two really stupid chicks- this is how the cross-x went down.

Me- You advocate more nuclear reactors right?

1AC- Yeah, sure.

Me- How will you get rid of the waste?

1AC- We'll put it in the trash.

In the 1AC my partner read a China turn for Clean Coal

1AC- Do you advocate clean coal?

My partner- yes

1AC- Is Germany okay with that?

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 07:00 PM

nobody will get this...

"You talk about climbing a ladder, to understanding. and that this lets you gain the advantages of our performance."

"yeah.."

"well, what ladder is that?"

"uuh"

"LOOK. DO YOU SPECIFY YOUR LADER!??!?!?"

"NO! WE DONT L-SPEC"

"(Speaking to his mom, who was watching the round) Mom, that was funny because like, in debate there are these arguments concerning specification, like Agent or Over, and it's just ridiculous that anyone would say Ladder-Specification"

yeah..
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"How do you know my mom's a prostitute??"

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 07:10 AM

Is there a difference between a big city pimp and a little city pimp?

No relpy
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