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#1 troovy1

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Posted 08 July 2007 - 10:04 AM

Hey I was wondering if anyone had some sweet debate jokes?
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 10:15 AM

Wait five more minutes. 6-2-and even somebody will post a website from which you can buy them by the "file." And it will sell subscriptions, too. ;)
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 01:45 PM

Wait five more minutes. 6-2-and even somebody will post a website from which you can buy them by the "file." And it will sell subscriptions, too. ;)


I hope they don't do that, I'll kick their aff.
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"My only crime was being a man and living in the world of men, and you don’t have to do special penance for that. The crime and the penance, in that case, coincide perfectly. They are identical.” All the King’s Men Pg. 332


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Posted 08 July 2007 - 02:17 PM

What is a debater's #1 problem on his/her wedding night?
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 02:22 PM

What is a debater's #1 problem on his/her wedding night?

No idea. What?
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 02:35 PM

No idea. What?


Aw, come on...

Multiple choice:

(a) he/she can't get along with a partner
(B) he/she can't cover the spread
© he/she can't get out of his/her briefs
(d) he/she can't make the right extension
(e) he/she can't figure out which side to take
(f) nobody wants to start until a judge comes into the room


EDIT: (g) debaters can never agree on a position
(h) debaters can only get down on flow sheets
(i) no nude arguments in rebuttals

(Yeah, I know these ain't the best, but at least I tried.)
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 06:57 PM

How do you catch the fish?
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 06:58 PM

How?
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"My only crime was being a man and living in the world of men, and you don’t have to do special penance for that. The crime and the penance, in that case, coincide perfectly. They are identical.” All the King’s Men Pg. 332


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Posted 08 July 2007 - 07:01 PM

debait?
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 07:04 PM

What does a debater do when he sees two atractive women?
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Being a dancing star isn't easy.

I'm clearly not very bright.


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Posted 08 July 2007 - 07:09 PM

What does a debater do when he sees two atractive women?


Immediately deduce that it is not Loyola's top team.
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 07:14 PM

Immediately deduce that it is not Loyola's top team.

Haha- not the one I was going for, but excellent either way.

No, I was going for:

Perm, Do both.

EDIT: Looking back on your last post, you totally came up with a better one than the one I was going for. Thanks for stealing my thunder :P
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Being a dancing star isn't easy.

I'm clearly not very bright.


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Posted 08 July 2007 - 07:40 PM

debait?


ja, but the way my partner said it was hilariously bad
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 07:51 PM

Not really a "joke" per se, but I'm kind of proud of this picture


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And the first debate joke I ever heard:
Q: What's a debater's best pick-up line?
A: You spread, I'll extend, and we'll flow together.
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 07:53 PM

that made me laugh
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 08:12 AM

And the first debate joke I ever heard:
Q: What's a debater's best pick-up line?
A: You spread, I'll extend, and we'll flow together.


Ah, yes. Deja Vu. How about an updated one for K advocates.

(For use at tournaments only, not where "real people" hang out)
"Hey, baby... wanna see a unique killer link to biopower?"
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 09:02 AM

In the words of Rocky Balboa, "I think I just invented this one," so please bear with me.


What is the major complaint a debater's significant other makes in bed?
(Scroll down for answer.)












"We never talk anymore."
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 09:24 AM

How existential.
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 09:31 AM

How existential.


I was trying for "probative" (I always do), but what the hell?


EDIT: My philosophy is like my sexual preference; I have one, but who cares?
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 05:29 AM

Stole this from a Facebook group:

Debaters are Better in Bed

1. Pay close attention to detail.
2. Well developed "oral skills."
3. Can go for 3 days straight.
4. Fully understand the principal that “practice makes perfect.”
6. They do it standing up…and like it.
7. One-on-one or two-on-two and they’re still game.
8. They’ll never finish early.
9. Like it when people watch.
10. Willing to do anything to dominate their partner.
11. Adapt to a variety of styles.
12. Love a challenge.
13. Well schooled in all the latest strategies and techniques.
14. Lifting policy boxes builds strong muscles enabling the individual to lift their partner high off the ground for extended periods of time.
15. Can flip sides and be equally effective.
16. Determined to get what they want, how they want it, when they want it.
17. Stripping off a debate suit to find the birthday suit has never been more fun.
18. They say really sexy words like "permutation" and "cross-examine."
19. They always talk about giving and receiving hedge.
20. They turn your soft power into hard power.
21. They like to be on top.
22. Debaters love cunning linguists (Cunninglingus.)
23. They drop their briefs and crystallize all over your face.
24. They're willing to spread.
25. The classic debater "pen flip" is just one of MANY tricks debaters can do with their fingers.
26. They know how to extend properly.
27. They can do it behind podiums or in a chair.
28. Very few of us have good values.


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