The 12 Debater Days of Christmas

12 campers blocking,
11 cards to cut,
10 f___ed up durges,
9 screwed up teammates,
8 DAs,
7 T Violations,
6 Novii b____ing,
5 stock issues!
4 TOC births,
3 colored pens,
2 timers beeping, [and]
a big tub full of kritiks!

On the ____ day of Christmas, the WDCA gave to me...



We Debaters

We debaters of policy are
bearing tubs, we spew afar.
kritiks and DAs
T and timers,
carry them, we, to rounds.

Oh, oh,
pen of color,
pen of flow,
pen with ink that doth glow.
Bashing negs,
for wins it begs,
Guide us to thine overview.



Novii We Have Heard Are High

Novii we have heard are high,
slowly flowing bad debate.
As the judge looks to the sky,
we can see they're quite irate.

O-ooooooh-oooooh-oooooh debate.
In a tub of DAs.
O-ooooooh-oooooh-oooooh debate.
With a timer beeping away.



I'm Dreaming of Debate State

I'm dreaming of debate State.
With every single flow I write.
May your DAs vary, and biiite.
And may you win with all the flows you write.